SOMEONE’S GOING TO HELL: ‘Bible’ Changes Every Mention Of God To #Kanye West In ‘The Book Of Yeezus’

Published on April 6, 2015

The message of this new ‘bible’ would probably be to love thyself above all, instead of loving others.

And thanks to an Etsy user, we already have the text: ‘The Book of Yeezus.’ Admittedly, it has such a better ring to it. Jesus’ marketing department must have been sleeping on the job because the name ‘The Bible’ makes me want to take a sinful nap.

The price of the book is around $20 and it comes in hardcover form with gold imprinted letters on the front. Every mention of God is replaced with ‘Kanye West,’ naturally. The creator of the book says that every generation needs a superstar and Kayne is ours.

“Each generation champions a superstar, so consistently relevant that they come to accompany that generation through it’s evolution, being a part of and ultimately shaping its identity. Such past icons have been the likes of Frank Sinatra, Marilyn Monroe, John Lennon, or Michael Jackson. For this generation, Generation Y, Kanye West is not only its greatest spectacle, but in some senses, a spiritual figure.”

Here is a quote from it: “I am God’s vessel. But my greatest pain in life is that I’ll never be able to see myself perform live.”

-Corinthians 3:12

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