What To Get For The Grumpy, Snarling FLOTUS Who Already Has Everything

Written by Donald Joy on May 22, 2015

Michelle Robinson Obama didn’t have it too bad growing up.  And her affirmative action catapult ride to Princeton and Harvard, to prestigious jobs, and to the pinnacle of vast riches and power has been fabulously smooth sailing — that is, compared to the often grim life struggles of the unsung multitudes of downtrodden, creepy-ass crackers across this land (despite all that white privilege everywhere, eh).  Still, something’s wrong at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

If anyone should be over-brimming with gratitude for assorted blessings afforded to them by our society’s institutions and people,she should.  So what’s with her endless racial resentment and complaining?  What else could she possibly need or want?  I’ll make it my task here to answer that question, and to help readers understand how we can all work to finally make Michelle Obama happy and satisfied.

A warning, however:  The only thing we can do for someone like Michelle Obama, to mollify her ridiculously sullen grousing, amounts to a nightmare scenario of abject horrors and ruin.  I’ll get to the specifics of it in a minute.  First, mention of a different warning, from a figure in U.S. history.

Born a slave in Virginia, the legendary black scholar and statesman Booker T. Washington was emancipated and eventually founded the very same Tuskegee Institute where (in a case of sick, tragic irony) the bitter and surly First Lady of the United States, while giving this year’s commencement address recently, delivered an especially long, sniveling racial tirade.

The irony is sick and tragic because back in his day, Washington, who advocated positive cooperation between blacks and whites, actually tried to warn America about people like Michelle Obama.  He described the dangers of black grievance hustlers and agitators who seek to keep the race-resentment gambit going nonstop (no matter how good blacks have it) merely in order to make a living at their chosen scam — people who have no real interest in improving race relations, only in aggravating them.

Fanning the flames of racial resentment has certainly allowed people like Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Michelle Obama, Malik Zulu Shabazz, and various others (many of them appearing frequently as commentators on MSNBC and CNN) to make fortunes at it, while achieving fame and notoriety.

Beyond just those famous ones, the area in which I live, metropolitan Washington, D.C., is full of such operatives (so often they’re black females, of course) holding countless positions at upper, middle, and lower levels of official organizations.

The federal government bureaucracy, along with all its entangled contracting entities and boondoggles, has grown so bloated and out of control, comprising so many agencies that government spokespeople cannot even tell us precisely how many federal agencies exist — and, virtually every agency has over-abundances of highly-paid “diversity” hires, not to mention Diversity Officers, Chief Diversity Officers, Equal Employment Opportunity Managers, Office of Minority Affairs representatives, and Affirmative Action Enforcement Officers, you name it.

That’s right, race-hustling is a firmly entrenched activity within virtually all of our society’s institutions, but chiefly in the federal government, and they’re not about to let go of their significant stranglehold.

Now, rather than go into further dynamics of the Black Grievance Industry, I’ll get to the point.  We already know that the Michelle Obamas among us make it their business to depict nothing but alleged unfairness and mistreatment for blacks among our white majority society as far as the eye can see, no matter how good she or other blacks have it, and no matter how improved race relations are in our country.

It seems that the only thing that could shut a Michelle Obama up for awhile would be a system in which blacks, still a relatively small (somewhere around 15%) demographic minority here in America, enjoyed a racial regime of totalitarian political supremacy, wielding arbitrary and complete power over the majority, over whites.  The more you think about it, the more it seems apparent that such an arrangement is really, even if albeit only subconsciously, exactly what the axe-grinding, chip-on-shoulder malcontents like Michelle Obama and Kanye West really are after, after all, even when they have everything else.

And why not?  Wouldn’t it just be the fair play of turnabout, seeing as whites once had such a system of supremacy over blacks here, long ago?

You know she wants it.  Just imagine what life in these United States would be like if we gave it to her, more than we already have.

Following his service in the United State Air Force, Donald Joy earned a bachelor of science in business administration from SUNY while serving in the army national guard. As a special deputy U.S. marshal, Don was on the protection detail for Attorney General John Ashcroft following the attacks of 9/11. He lives in the D.C. suburbs of Northern Virginia with his wife and son.