SO MUCH FOR ‘DIVERSITY’: This Popular Hollywood Star Mocks Bible in Porn Voice
Even if you’re not religious, blasphemy is just crossing the moral feel-good line. Actress, Scarlett Johansson, recently did just that. Mike O’Brien, a former Saturday Night Live writer, is recording an upcoming comedy album called, “Tasty Radio”, which he mocks the Bible.
He recruited the actress to record a “Sexy Bible Track”, that includes several verses from the Old Testaments Book of Deuteronomy using a sexy, porn-star-like voice. O’Brien told Rolling Stone,
“I’ve always wanted to do a sketch about the Old Testament, specifically Deuteronomy” … I wasn’t sure what the comedic take would be when I first became obsessed with Deuteronomy, but I knew a female should be delivering most of it because a lot of the quotes are very misogynistic and who wants to hear a guy make fun of that”.
Johansson reads is a seductive voice: “If a man has a stubborn and rebellious son, his father and mother shall bring him to the elders at the gate of his town,” says the actress, while pausing to breathe and add a seductive emphasis to certain words. “They shall say to the others ‘this son of ours is stubborn and rebellious.’ Then all the men of this town shall stone him to death.”
O’Brien responds: “Oh s—t, that felt sexy. How are you feeling?”
“I’m feeling like we could use a little music,” says Johansson.
The actress continues on while she and O’Brien sound like they are getting aroused: “When you go out to war against your enemies and the LORD your God delivers them into your hands and you take, captives… If you notice among the captives a beautiful woman and are attracted to her, you may take her as your wife…”
She continues on: “If two men are fighting and one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by the private parts, you shall cut off her hand.”
O’Brien added to his ridicule saying; “Deuteronomy could be called ‘Laws for Stuff That Will Never Apply to 99% of Civilization,’ like what to do with a dead animal you find or what to do to a woman who grabs the junk of a guy who her husband is fighting.”
Many think this is sacrilege and is highly offensive. Unlike the Muslim “religion of peace”, there probably won’t be any riots or death threats that occur from it’s publication.
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