Cruz Crushes In Iowa, Trump Keeps Loss Classy, Sweaty Rubio’s The Most Giddy 3rd Placer Ever

According to Fox News, Ted Cruz has set a record for the most Iowa caucus votes of any candidate ever. So not only does Ted Cruz beat the odds and win, he sets a record for the most votes ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ua9a_FHBnDM
Meanwhile, Donald Trump gave a VERY classy speech after losing to Ted Cruz in the Iowa Caucus.
You can watch it below:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLQFLaSMleI
Who did the media attention go to though? The third place winner, Marco Rubio. He was the most giddy third place winner you’ve ever seen:
Ann Coulter weighed in on Twitter and unleashed on the results and crowned Trump as the real winner:
Trump is the leading GOP vote-getter tonight, among natural-born-American candidates.
— Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) February 2, 2016
Based upon exit polls, Rubio seems to have gotten the lion's share of the Prevaricating Little Weasel vote.
— Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) February 2, 2016
Who's gonna break it to grinning little Marco that in the real world, 3rd place = participation trophy?
— Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) February 2, 2016
Has Cruz stopped speaking yet? I went out to get a sandwich 40 minutes in.
— Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) February 2, 2016
Fox is slyly denigrating Cruz by ignoring him. IT APPEARS HE'S ABOUT TO WIN. But it's all hands on deck for the sweaty little Mario.
— Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) February 2, 2016
GOPs just show up & vote. Fox trying to suppress Trump vote by telling 1st time caucusers that GOPs bicker all nite. https://t.co/9UTwAGYpdf
— Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) February 2, 2016