QUESTION: Would You Rather SLOW Dance With Michelle Or WRESTLE A Wolverine?


If you had to choose ONE of these — what would you do?

If you wanted some perspective before you make your choice, here is a video of an angry wolverine:

Share if you would never dance with Michelle

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