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A List of Things You Can ‘Self-Identify’ As Since ANYTHING Goes Now

It is called Subjectivism. It means you’re doing what feels good to you. Obama and his Socialist Party of Perpetual Offense recently refined the art of victim-hood. The latest Socialist grasp at feeling good was Obama playing with sexual identification and bathrooms. I’ll “self-identify” as a tour guide for a minute. Let me show you where “self-identification” leads. After all, most of you voted for it.

Sex — We can get rid of the special privileges given to women and minority owned businesses. A guy can identify as a lesbian transvestite living as a man. That way every company can claim to be “female minority owned”.

An 18-year-old male can now be the “den mother” for brownies and girl scouts depending on how he “self-identifies”. The Socialist academics say there isn’t really a problem with pedophilia anyway.

We can get rid of women’s sports teams. Let the people with XX chromosomes identify as boys for the afternoon.

Men can now demand entry to shelters for battered women. That whole privacy thing is so politically conservative. I guess men or women inmates can choose where they want to serve time.

Age — Your kid can drive and vote if they “self-identify” as being older than 21.

You should be able to retire if you “self-identify” as being 65.

You get to fly for reduced fares on airlines if you “self-identify” as a child.

We can all ask for senior discounts.

Citizenship — Those illegal immigrant gang members now get to vote since they “self-identify” as US citizens.

You don’t need to pay state income tax since you can “self-identify” as a resident from another state.

Licensing — We really don’t need driver’s licenses, passports, or concealed carry permits since we can identify as anyone we want, whenever we want.

Myself, I’ve always wanted to fly a passenger jet, so I might “self-identify” as a licensed commercial pilot. Any takers?

Laws — Now we all get to break the law like Obama and the Clintons if we “self-identify” as a Socialist politician.

Better yet, we can “self-identify” as being above the law like a foreign diplomat. Let me tell you, it IS good to be king.

This latest bathroom craziness shouldn’t surprise anyone. American voters asked for this. Voters followed their feelings rather than looking for a record of accomplishment. Barack “self-identified” as telling the truth. His sycophant media agreed. Lazy voters believed them both. You didn’t object then, so why would you object now?

I sense a new feeling coming on. What will I be next?

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Rob Morse

Rob Morse works and writes in Southwest Louisiana. He writes at Ammoland, at his Slowfacts blog, and here at Clash Daily. Rob co-hosts the Polite Society Podcast, and hosts the Self-Defense Gun Stories Podcast each week.

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