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WHAT’S WORSE: Trump Calling Porn Chick ‘Miss Piggy’ Or Hillary Calling 1/2 Of America ‘DEPLORABLES’

Trump is taking a LOT of heat for the ‘Miss Piggy’ comment, but where was the outrage when Hillary called Trump supporters a ‘Basket of Deplorables’? That’s HALF of America she insulted!

Hillary got a relatively easy ride after her ‘Basket of Deplorables’ comment because she gave a half-assed apology afterward.

In their effort to play the ‘woman card’, Hillary’s campaign brain trust found someone that has those ‘Clintonian’ values, but they think could still damage Trump as a ‘fat-shaming misogynist’.

Alicia Machada, the woman Trump allegedly called ‘Miss Piggy’ has a ‘Clintonian’ style past.

Actually, she steps it up a notch, and may have ‘out-Clintoned’ the Clintons.

Here are the top reasons that she was chosen by Hillary’s campaign to be the new poster girl:

1. Feminist Icon

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She posed nude for Playboy, showing women everywhere that in order to fight misogyny, you need to embrace misogyny. (It’s Liberal logic, you wouldn’t understand.)

She embraced her strong, feminine identity by doing anal porn. (It’s allegorical; she’s demonstrating what taxpayers have felt throughout this past administration, especially with the passing of Obamacare. It’s also what can be expected if Hillary’s elected.)

2. She is a BIG fan of Bill. So much that she copied some of his most iconic moments.

We’re not sure if Alicia is a cigar aficionado, but she did cheat on her Major League Baseball player fiance while she was on a reality show… on camera. Classy.

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In the 2005 episode of ‘La Granja,’ she had sex in front of the cameras with Spanish TV host Fernando Acaso.

Machado was engaged to Philadelphia Phillies right fielder Bobby Abreu at the time. The Venezuelan-born major-leaguer called off the wedding after clips of the show appeared online.

The broadcast showed Acaso on top of her, with Machado whispering in Spanish about his manhood.

‘Oh your d***, my love, what a tasty d***! Your d*** is divine,’ she moans while they go at it.

Later during the broadcast replay, the show’s host read aloud what Machado had written about the man.

‘Really, that guy is cute, he loves me, he understands me, he accepts me, he protects me, he supports me, he respects me,’ read her testimonial.

‘He treats me like a goddess, he f***s me like a b****!’

3. Strong Family Values

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Machado is a single mom. She has a lovely 8-year-old daughter, Dinorah.

Univision reported in 2010 that Gerardo Álvarez-Vázquez, a drug kingpin linked to the infamous Sinaloa cartel, fathered the child.

And the police informant who first testified about the pair’s relationship was executed gangland-style in a Mexico City cafe months later in broad daylight.

Álvarez-Vázquez, nicknamed ‘El Indio’ or ‘El Chayán,’ was arrested in April of that year and charged with running the Beltrán-Leyva narco-trafficking cartel, a Sinaloa affiliate.

The U.S. government at the time considered him a fugitive, and offered a $2 million reward for his capture.

He was ‘responsible for facilitating communications between [cartel] hierarchy and Central and South American sources of supply for cocaine,’ the State Department writes.

‘Álvarez-Vázquez was also believed to be responsible for overseeing the … narcotics-related activities in multiple cities of Mexico and to be actively involved in major bulk crystal methamphetamine procurements. He coordinated the movement of illegal narcotics into the United States and overs[aw] the repatriation of narcotics-related proceeds.’

The Mexico City newspaper El Universal reported in 2010 that Vázquez had faced drug trafficking charges in California going back to 2007 – the year Machado became pregnant.

4. Law and Order

Machado’s past reflects Hillary’s views on law and order, as evidenced by the FBI email/server investigation. If you don’t like it, delete it.

Venezuelan judge Maximiliano Fuenmayor in 1998 publicly accused her of threatening to kill him for charging her then-boyfriend Juan Rodriguez Reggeti with attempted murder in a case where she was accused of being the getaway driver.

Machado insisted she wasn’t present at the funeral where shots rang out, offering two separate alibis. At first she claimed she was acting on the set of a TV show at the time, and later she said she was home sick.

Tuesday night on CNN, anchor Anderson Cooper asked her about the episode.

‘The judge in the case also said you had threatened to kill him after he indicted your boyfriend for the attempted murder.’ Cooper said. ‘I just want to give you a chance to address these reports.’

‘He can say whatever he wants to say. I don’t care,’ Machado said, referring to Trump as she waved her hand in defiance.

‘You know, I have my past. Of course. Everybody has. Everybody has a past. And I’m not a saint girl. But that is not the point now.’

5. Global Citizen

Demonstrating her International savvy, Machado takes to Twitter to express her outrage:

Five years later, Machado was in the news again for a verbal gaffe that drew such angry responses that she shut down her Twitter account.

Concerned by North Korea’s artillery attack on a South Korean island, the beauty queen winner let her lack of geographic knowledge show while pleading for world peace.

‘Tonight I want to ask you to join me in a prayer for peace, that these attacks between the Chinas do not
make our situation worse,’ she tweeted.

Facing a vicious backlash, she signed off before shuttering the account. ‘I now have a lot of psychopaths on the account and it’s best I start another one, kisses.’
Read more: Daily Mail

Well, it’s no wonder that Hillary would choose such a poised, well-informed woman of the world to hitch to her campaign.

We can’t wait to see Machado in the front row chanting, ‘I’m With Her!’

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