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TOO FUNNY! Recording Of ‘Trump Pilot’ Flying Celebs To Canada Is MELTING The Internet

Are those celebrities still here? They should take THIS plane to Canada.

All those crybaby celebs that promised us they would head to the ‘Great White North’ haven’t left yet!

Remember, Trump had said he’d be doing a ‘great service’ to the country if these whiny celebrities left:

A video posted about a ‘Trump Pilot’ flying the sad celebs to Canada is going viral.


Ladies and gentlemen, this is the captain speaking, welcome aboard Trump Flight 1600 with nonstop service to Canada.

We’d like to welcome all of our celebrity defectors, and we’ll get you out of America just as soon as the tower clears us for takeoff.

Once we reach our cruising altitude, flight attendants will pass through the cabin collecting your U.S. citizenship renunciation forms and serving complimentary beverages and disposable crying towels.

Once we reach the drop zone, you’ll be guided to the exit ramp at the rear of the plane where you’ll take a crash course on parachute folding and be jettisoned shortly thereafter. We’d like to thank you for choosing Trump Airlines and hope you have a soft landing. Buh-bye.

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K. Walker

ClashDaily's Associate Editor since August 2016. Self-described political junkie, anti-Third Wave Feminist, and a nightmare to the 'intersectional' crowd. Mrs. Walker has taken a stand against 'white privilege' education in public schools. She's also an amateur Playwright, former Drama teacher, and staunch defender of the Oxford comma. Follow her humble musings on Twitter: @TheMrsKnowItAll and on Gettr @KarenWalker

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