LMAO: Newsweek Recalls 125K Copies of ‘Madam President’ – What Could They Be Used For?

Written by K. Walker on November 10, 2016

Someone pulled the trigger a little too soon on this one. Oops! Now what?

Newsweek special editions were shipped out and on magazine racks the morning after the election.

Full disclosure, this was not Newsweek themselves, but a third party (Topix Media) paying to use their name and making a special edition, trying to cash in on the historic election.

They made two covers. Here’s what they sent out:

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Which leaves us with something of a landfill problem, doesn’t it?

What are we going to do with 125,000 copies worth of wasted trees? Did they die in vain? Do they even LET you recycle the glossy covers?

What are they good for?

Lining bird cages. (Is that still a thing?)

Dartboards.

Personalized targets at the range. (You could sell them to ‘superpredators’ by the dozen.)

Paper mache — you could make a pinata out of it with her picture on it… fun for the whole family!

You could pass them out to Bernie supporters and tell them Hillary felt the Bern.

Send them to Hillary so she can wallpaper her mansion.

Or we could cut the picture to size, glue them to postcards and mail them to your favorite elected Democrat (or even Loretta Lynch!) with a mocking message.

Really, like most craft projects, we are limited only by our own imagination.

Share with friends who might have their own suggestions as to how we can solve this trash issue.

ClashDaily's Associate Editor since August 2016. Self-described political junkie, anti-Third Wave Feminist, and a nightmare to the 'intersectional' crowd. Mrs. Walker has taken a stand against 'white privilege' education in public schools. She's also an amateur Playwright, occasional Drama teacher, and staunch defender of the Oxford comma. Follow her humble musings on Twitter: @TheMrsKnowItAll

 

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