Bad news, snowflakes. SNL is mocking you now. Yup. It really HAS gotten that bad. Even they can’t ignore it.
The not my president crowd is having a little trouble adjusting to reality. Since so many of the viewers still watching SNL come from that crowd, they put their heads together to come up with something to help them.
Announcing… ‘the Bubble’.
SNL introduced it with an ad. It’s chock-full of everything they love. And NOTHING they don’t.
Whole milk. Prius. Huffpo. Protection from all the ideas you disgree with. Even has it’s own customized money. (You’ll have to see THAT for yourselves.)
In The Bubble, you don’t have to worry about what’s happening in the rest of America. (And even better news, they won’t have to worry about you.) It’s a planned community of like-minded free thinkers. And no one else.
What’s that? Don’t have the cash to live in the bubble? Stuck living in the real world, and unsure how to cope?
Here. Read this book. It’ll get you started.
ClashDaily.com’s, Editor-In-Chief, Doug Giles addresses our nation’s abysmal wussification in his NEW book …
The Effeminization Of The American Male
by Doug Giles
Doug Giles, best-selling author of Raising Righteous And Rowdy Girls and Editor-In-Chief of the mega-blog, ClashDaily.com, has just penned a book he guarantees will kick hipster males into the rarefied air of masculinity.
That is, if the man-child will put down his frappuccino; shut the hell up and listen and obey everything he instructs them to do in his timely and tornadic tome.
In The Effeminization Of The American Male, Giles takes ‘Crispin’ from the unaccomplished, prissy and dank corridors of ‘Wussville’ up the steep, treacherous and unforgiving trail that leads to ‘Mantown.’
“Secretly, everybody’s getting tired of political correctness, kissing up. That’s the kiss-ass generation we’re in right now. We’re really in a p*ssy generation.” – Clint Eastwood
This is definitely one of the most politically incorrect books to ever hit the market.
It will most certainly offend the entitled whiners, but it will also be a breath of fresh air to young males who wish to be men versus hipster dandies.
Doug Giles, Creator of ClashDaily.com and author of the #1 Amazon best-seller, The Effeminization Of The American Male, has created a coloring book just for the fragile little college snowflakes.
Check this out from Amazon.com’s product description …
Dear College Student:
Here’s a coloring book just for you! We know you’re angry that Trump got elected so we’re here to help exorcise your devils and give you some much-needed relief through coloring.
If you haven’t ever colored before, here are some tips to help you draw a pretty picture that you can cherish for years to come.
It’s pretty simple. Just try to stay inside the lines. That’s it. Have fun and use all your crayons. Make your Mommy and Daddy proud. Hell, who knows … they might even put it on their refrigerator for all your friends and relatives to see!
God bless you, little Tinkerpot.
Doug tells us his new coloring book ‘is very offensive, will definitely melt snowflakes, and God & Country lovin’ Americans will howl with laughter over its contents’
Available now at Amazon: