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SAY, WHAT? Liberal Chick Says, Trump’s Election Turned Her OFF To Dating Men

In an article titled, ‘Trump’s Election Stole My Desire to Look for a Partner’, this author whines about the election results and how it’s Trump’s fault that she’s not dating now.

Remember how everything was blamed on George W. Bush?

Get ready for that to the extreme.

Trump hasn’t taken office yet, but the fact that he was elected is enough for some people to blame their sucky lives on him.

Take this example from Washington Post columnist, Stephanie Land.

She begins the article saying that in August she was ready to settle down with a supportive partner, and so changed her dating habits to find someone to have a serious relationship with.

She was looking for someone willing to accept her with her 2 children and ‘needy dog’.

She went on a few dates, and two were promising.

And then… the darkest day for Liberals happened and she was shaken to her core.

All that she knew to be true was a lie.

She had to rethink her entire life… again.

The end was indeed nigh…

…But two weeks later, the election happened. Once it was clear that Donald Trump would be president instead of Hillary Clinton, I felt sick to my stomach. I wanted to gather my children in bed with me and cling to them like we would if thunder and lightning were raging outside, with winds high enough that they power might go out. The world felt that precarious to me…

…My oldest came out of her room the next morning to show me the money the Tooth Fairy had left her. She’d unexpectedly had to have a tooth pulled, and so bravely went through it that I said, “Just think: You’ll always remember the day you got a tooth pulled with the day we elected our first female president.”

When I told her Trump had won, she protested: “But Mom. You said Hillary was going to win.”

“A lot of people thought the same thing,” I said. I hugged her, a little scared to send her to school, out into the big sky country of the red state where we live…

And then, horror of horrors, on her way to drop off her 2-year old at daycare, her radiator broke! It was cracked in 2 places and she had to leave it at the shop to have it repaired.

She doesn’t say so in the article, but it was probably her car’s way of dealing with a Trump victory.

…I didn’t start crying until I had crossed the street to walk home. We had a few miles to go, so I carried my daughter. I didn’t mind carrying her; I still had that urge to cling to her and keep her close. It was cold that morning, but the sun started to warm us enough to remove our hats. Halfway home, my tears stopped, and my despair grew to appreciation…

…I’ve lost the desire to attempt the courtship phase. The future is uncertain. I am not the optimistic person I was on the morning of Nov. 8, wearing a T-shirt with “Nasty Woman” written inside a red heart. It makes me want to cry thinking of that. Of seeing my oldest in the shirt I bought her in Washington, D.C., that says “Future President.”

There is no room for dating in this place of grief. Dating means hope. I’ve lost that hope in seeing the words “President-elect Trump.”
Read more: Washington Post

Well, it’s a good thing that it’s Trump’s election that’s at fault and not that Land is an immature, melodramatic crybaby that can’t handle her candidate losing the election.

sarcasm

Really?

Equating an election loss with grief?

emotions

Nah, that can’t be it.

Better blame Trump.

Or maybe you could take some responsibility and own your life instead of trying to blame other people for why it sucks.

Try reading this:

ClashDaily.com’s, Editor-In-Chief, Doug Giles addresses our nation’s abysmal wussification in his NEW book …

The Effeminization Of The American Male
by Doug Giles

Doug Giles, best-selling author of Raising Righteous And Rowdy Girls and Editor-In-Chief of the mega-blog, ClashDaily.com, has just penned a book he guarantees will kick hipster males into the rarefied air of masculinity.

That is, if the man-child will put down his frappuccino; shut the hell up and listen and obey everything he instructs them to do in his timely and tornadic tome.

In The Effeminization Of The American Male, Giles takes ‘Crispin’ from the unaccomplished, prissy and dank corridors of ‘Wussville’ up the steep, treacherous and unforgiving trail that leads to ‘Mantown.’

“Secretly, everybody’s getting tired of political correctness, kissing up. That’s the kiss-ass generation we’re in right now. We’re really in a p*ssy generation.” – Clint Eastwood

This is definitely one of the most politically incorrect books to ever hit the market.

It will most certainly offend the entitled whiners, but it will also be a breath of fresh air to young males who wish to be men versus hipster dandies.

Buy Now: The Effeminization Of The American Male

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Doug Giles, Creator of ClashDaily.com and author of the #1 Amazon best-seller, The Effeminization Of The American Male, has created a coloring book just for the fragile little college snowflakes.

A Coloring Book for College Crybabies

Check this out from Amazon.com’s product description …

Dear College Student:

Here’s a coloring book just for you! We know you’re angry that Trump got elected so we’re here to help exorcise your devils and give you some much-needed relief through coloring.

If you haven’t ever colored before, here are some tips to help you draw a pretty picture that you can cherish for years to come.

It’s pretty simple. Just try to stay inside the lines. That’s it. Have fun and use all your crayons. Make your Mommy and Daddy proud. Hell, who knows … they might even put it on their refrigerator for all your friends and relatives to see!

God bless you, little Tinkerpot.

Your Friend,
Doug Giles

Doug tells us his new coloring book ‘is very offensive, will definitely melt snowflakes, and God & Country lovin’ Americans will howl with laughter over its contents’

If you hate America’s WUSSIFICATION of young people you’ll LOVE Giles’ new coloring book and of course his best-seller, The Effeminization Of The American Male.

Available now at Amazon:

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