And the Media (D) is nearly beside itself that it didn’t think of it first…
A call has been made to witches — worldwide! — to ‘bind’ Donald Trump.
Check it out:
— Kitty_Lemiew (@Kitty_Lemiew) February 23, 2017
Twitter has the link to the binding spell. How very non-occult-like. (If it’s on Twitter, it’s not exactly a ‘mystery’ now, is it?)
Here’s the ritual for those who want to join in https://t.co/WDiB4U8vnJ
— Laura Shortridge (@DiscordianKitty) February 23, 2017
There’s also some helpful advice to the would-be binders:
witchcraft brothers and sisters: remember to perform the binding ritual in a cleansed area! you do not want bad energy negating the spell!
— ✿tamalam✿ (@aerithot) February 23, 2017
Whoa! That ‘binding spell’ sure sounds serious…
A binding spell is a restraint or a boundary. You might as well call ponytail bands or the walls of your house a “curse”.
— Ana Mardoll (@AnaMardoll) February 23, 2017
a “binding” spell just stops someone from hurting others or themselves, like putting a toddler in time out ?
— Tesla (@TeslaWorld) February 23, 2017
Ok, maybe not so serious.
This is just utter nonsense, and ClashDaily wants to be clear that it doesn’t endorse witchcraft.
But it’s so ridiculous, that we have to include some of the ‘binding spell’.
This is purely for the purpose of
After you gather the witchrafty accouterments and place them in a pleasing circle, you have to light candles and say a bunch of words while performing the ‘ritual’.
These witches are calling upon everyone — Heavenly hosts, Demons of infernal realms, Water, Earth, Fire, and Air, pretty much anybody.
I call upon you
Donald J. Trump
So that he may fail utterly
That he may do no harm
To any human soul
Nor any tree
Bind him so that he shall not break our polity
Usurp our liberty
Or fill our minds with hate, confusion, fear, or despair
And bind, too,
All those who enable his wickedness
And those whose mouths speak his poisonous liesI beseech thee, spirits, bind all of them
As with chains of iron
Bind their malicious tongues
Strike down their towers of vanity
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Question, how will they know if they’re successful?
Will he suddenly turn into Hillary?
That’s the stuff of nightmares, right there!
After all, the people that voted for President Trump don’t think he’s the puppy-eating, xenophobic, misogynistic monster that the Left portrays him to be.
Trump voters are rational individuals that support some (or all) of President Trump’s policies and sincerely believe that he wants to ‘Make America Great Again’.
The anti-Trump crowd doesn’t seem to believe that he actually wants to do a good job.
Donald J. Trump was successful in a cut-throat real estate market in New York.
Donald J. Trump was successful as a reality tv star.
Do you think he wants to be less of a success as President of the United States of America?