LMAO: Barbara Streisand BLAMES Trump For Her Being FAT (No, This Isn’t Satire)

Written by K. Walker on March 6, 2017

It’s been hard to tell what’s real and what’s fake news, but we promise you, this one is legit.

And it comes straight from the horse’s ass mouth.

Barbara Streisand is holding President Donald Trump responsible for her recent weight gain.

The 74-year-old entertainment industry icon took to Twitter to blame the POTUS for disrupting her morning diet routine.

She wrote: ‘Donald Trump is making me gain weight. I start the day with liquids, but after the morning news, I eat pancakes smothered in maple syrup!’

The Way We Were star – who actually looked great when she was spotted out to dinner with Alec Baldwin on Thursday – continued: ‘Trump just accused Obama for tapping his phones. Seriously crazy times. Time for more pancakes.’

A study by the Obesity Society states that ‘chronic stress is associated with higher levels of obesity,’ so though the Funny Girl actress was likely joking in her politically-geared commentary, she may be on to something.
Read more: Daily Mail

Did you read that?

Barbara Streisand is grabbing breakfast by the pancake!

Of course, she could be adjusting to her new Canadian diet.

She did promise to move to Canada if Donald Trump was elected President.

They’re pretty authoritarian up there in socialist-land.

Breakfast including a hearty dose of maple syrup might actually be legislated there.

After all, they love that maple-y sweet stuff so much their polymer $100 bill allegedly smelled like it.

But then — Surprise! — Babs reneged on her promise to move out of the US.


Much to our chagrin.

No one is force-feeding Streisand pancakes.

Own your behavior, Babs.

Or maybe hit the gym a little harder.

If you channel the rage, you’d be as ripped as Amanda Nunes, the UFC fighter that beat Ronda Rousey in just 48 seconds.

Because Streisand has a whole lotta rage…

Share if you think that there are now two reasons for Barbara Streisand to shut her (pan-)cake hole

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ClashDaily's Associate Editor since August 2016. Self-described political junkie, anti-Third Wave Feminist, and a nightmare to the 'intersectional' crowd. Mrs. Walker has taken a stand against 'white privilege' education in public schools. She's also an amateur Playwright, former Drama teacher, and staunch defender of the Oxford comma. Follow her humble musings on Twitter: @TheMrsKnowItAll