LMAO: Transgendered Strudel Hun Wins WOMEN’S Weightlifting Title

Written by K. Walker on March 21, 2017

Well, here’s a real SHOCKER.

ClashDaily reported on the teen female-transitioning-to-male-with-testosterone wrestler that won the title in the female division.

In the next installment of ‘The Transgender Craziness In Sport’…

Kiwi weightlifter Laurel Hubbard has dominated her first major competition, taking out the Australian International in Melbourne on a night she made history as the first transgender athlete to represent New Zealand.

Hubbard, 39, won the women’s over 90kg division at the Melbourne event, setting four unofficial national records in the process. Hubbard lifted a combined total of 268kg – 19kg better than silver medallist Iuniarra Sipaia of Samoa.

Australia’s Kaitlyn Fassina claimed the bronze medal with 223kg.

Hubbard looked visibly emotional as she lined up behind dais awaiting the official medal presentation. But she kept the tears at bay, smiling and waving as she stood atop the podium…

…Hubbard’s selection was a considered a pioneering moment in sport for the LBGT community. Further ground could yet be broken, with tonight’s performance in Melbourne expected to go a long way to securing Hubbard’s place in the team for the Gold Coast Commonwealth Games next year.
Read more: New Zealand Herald

So, this dude trounced the women in weightlifting?


And is now set to secure a spot to compete at the Commonwealth Games.


It’s unclear if Hubbard still has the dangly-bits or has had them surgically removed.

But does that really matter?

The 39-year old had gone through puberty as a ‘he’ not a ‘she’.

Not only that — but in his pre-transition life, he was a weightlifter.

Do you think maybe that has any bearing on the situation here?

Here is an excerpt from the initial report:

Garry Marshall, president of the Olympic Weightlifting New Zealand, said Hubbard, who once competed as Gavin Hubbard, will be picked for the Commonwealth Games, form permitting.

“She has indicated she wishes to compete internationally,” Marshall, who believed Hubbard would be a great chance of a Commonwealth Games medal next year…

…Marshall believed that Hubbard competed with “huge advantages”.

“She competed for a long time as a man and her efforts were very strong.

“That strength has remained with her despite reduced testosterone. That point is not recognised by the science and some of our competitors would say that’s not fair.

“But there is no concrete evidence that there are advantages to Laurel. If there was we would act on them.”
Read more: New Zealand Herald


Here’s a quick rundown of the differences in strength training between men and women from FitDay:

  • Men experience larger muscle mass gains
  • Men tend to show more tendon strength, which means less susceptibility to injury
  • Men genetically have much greater muscle volume than women
  • Men often have a leaner body mass than women


This is just so ridiculous.

‘Transgender women’ who are genetically men are competing against women in sports.

And trouncing them.

Hey, New Zealand! You’ve really effed this competition up for the actual women competing.

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ClashDaily's Associate Editor since August 2016. Self-described political junkie, anti-Third Wave Feminist, and a nightmare to the 'intersectional' crowd. Mrs. Walker has taken a stand against 'white privilege' education in public schools. She's also an amateur Playwright, former Drama teacher, and staunch defender of the Oxford comma. Follow her humble musings on Twitter: @TheMrsKnowItAll and on Gettr @KarenWalker