QUESTION: Should The CA Parole Board Allow Oakland Raider Fans To Visit Games In Vegas?

Written by K. Walker on March 30, 2017

There was another MAJOR disappointment in Oakland for Raiders fans…

Now that the Oakland Raiders are officially moving to Las Vegas, the California Parole Board had a message for Raiders fans.

“Before any Raiders fans get any ideas about crossing state lines to root on their team and conduct all sorts of crimes, we decided to come out today and nip that in the bud,” parole board spokesman Gerald Patino said. “Raiders fans have one more season of weekend release and then it’s back to prison to stay.”

The news that the Raiders are leaving town was met with disappointment by the current fans in Oakland, all of whom are convicted felons.

“I haven’t been this upset until I was first given 10 to 15 years for armed robbery,” said Robert Faulk. “Then, after the news broke, I briefly thought I might be able to escape to Nevada and maybe knock off a casino, but the parole board obviously isn’t going to cooperate on that. This really sucks.”

Oakland Police were notified by team officials this afternoon before the move was announced so they could prepare for the angry fan reaction.

“You don’t want 60,000 pissed off violent felons rampaging through the streets without giving the police a heads up,” said team owner Mark Davis. “No offense, of course. We’ve appreciated the support we’ve gotten all these years from the local crime community.”
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Would even Vegas be ready for thousands of rowdy, angry Oakland Raiders fans?



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ClashDaily's Associate Editor since August 2016. Self-described political junkie, anti-Third Wave Feminist, and a nightmare to the 'intersectional' crowd. Mrs. Walker has taken a stand against 'white privilege' education in public schools. She's also an amateur Playwright, former Drama teacher, and staunch defender of the Oxford comma. Follow her humble musings on Twitter: @TheMrsKnowItAll