‘DRAG QUEEN STORY TIME’ : Library Replaces Circus As The Place To See Clowns

Written by S.C. Sherman on May 27, 2017

Who Wants to be a Drag Queen when they Grow Up?

Captain Kangaroo and Mr. Green Jeans were a little creepy. Don’t get me started on Mr. Rogers. His neighborhood was more than a little freaky. Scooby and Shaggy were in it for the food. You know Fred and Daphne…well they disappeared together a lot. In Iowa, we had a show called “Floppy”. It was a middle-aged man who was a ventriloquist. Kids went on his show and told jokes and watched cartoons. I went on twice, so did my sister and my brother. As far as I know, all the kids were boys and girls. We weren’t anything else no matter how crappy our home life was.

This story makes me miss the by-gone days when boys wore blue and girls wore pink and people smoked cigars in the hospital at the joy of a new life.

I know things have changed. Bruce Jenner won the Decathlon and was on a Wheaties box when I was a kid. Now he’s a chick or something. I’m not sure what he is. I guess he has boobs, a girl haircut and wears dresses. Maybe he cut off his Johnson too, I don’t know. He won “Woman of the Year” in 2015. Not sure if that’s legal or not. He doesn’t have an ovary. As if that wasn’t crazy enough, the world just keeps on sliding. This whole piece could be filed under…signs that the apocalypse is near.

I have written about a lot of crazy things, but this…is out of the park psycho!

The Brooklyn Public Library has been having a “Drag Queen” do “Story Time” for the kiddies. It’s called Drag Queen Story Hour and they bring in what used to look like a clown and have him/her read to the kids.

Watch this video. Go take a shower. Trust me, you’ll want to. While naked…look at your genitals. Come to terms with how you were made and then return to this article.

Welcome to our brave new world. A world not controlled by things like biology. Just because you have a vagina or penis, that’s not settled science. Didn’t you know just because you were born with man parts you still might be a chick? Or if you happened to score a couple X chromosomes, don’t be down, in today’s world you can be a dude! Pee standing up dammit!

People like me are the problem of course. I’m so old school. I still like it when a baby falls out of a new mom’s vagina and the doctor announces…. it’s a BOY or it’s a GIRL! It’s pretty obvious at that fateful moment. Kind of like settled science. Visual facts prove it. Sure, you can grow up in your life and be gay. That’s not the same as a boy saying he’s not a boy or a girl saying she’s not a girl.

People from the dark ages like me, must be kept away from kids. The world is way too black and white for me. (No…that wasn’t a racist comment). Today’s youth must be taught the truth. The truth is…today there is no truth and the little minds must be made to conform before some Neanderthal like me gets around them.

The Brooklyn Library in New York has found a great way to normalize crazy. Not just regular crazy either. Bat-sh*t Crazy! What better way to get the next-gen on board with gender fluidity and all non-binary kinds of sexuality than start the brainwashing young. Something as safe as “Storytime” has been sold out to the nut-jobs of the left.

Their mantra…hey kids…just because you were born with a penis…don’t let that stop you from being a woman or a drag queen. It sure looks like fun to shave off all your manly hair and lather yourself up in clownlike makeup and play pretend.

Kids love to play pretend. Isn’t it fun to manipulate a bunch of little minds to your way of thinking?

Back in the day…these kinds of freaks worked in the circus. Well, now the circus is gone, because it’s way too cruel to the elephants and the lions. So, the freak show has moved main stream.

It’s a brave new world. The sun rises in the west.

Image: Excerpted from By Photo: Andreas Praefcke – Own work (own photograph), CC BY 3.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=14532922

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S.C. Sherman
S.C. Sherman grew up a farm kid in rural Iowa. He graduated from the University of Iowa with a degree in Communications Studies. Steve is a business owner, and recently ran for Iowa State House of Representatives.. S.C. enjoys political commentary and great stories. He has written three fiction novels found at scsherman.com. He currently lives with his wife and four children in North Liberty, Iowa.