A quick top five item:
5. Hillary Clinton is so dumb she thinks the book 1984 was all about the good things a government can do for its citizens.
4. Hillary Clinton is so dumb even Democrats want her to stay home.
3. Hillary Clinton is so dumb she thinks getting hammered drinking chardonnay, going on a drunken tear through closets, and then getting lost in the woods is what all the coolest kids do. Because she does that, too.
2. Hillary Clinton is so dumb she wrote a book about all her coulda-woulda-shoulda and only-if-her-own-staff-would’ve-let-her moments, as proof of her laser-like leadership.
1. Hillary Clinton is so dumb she thinks impeaching Donald Trump means she gets to be President.
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