Just HOW Dumb Is Hillary Clinton..?

[Editor’s Note: The above contains elements of satire.]

A quick top five item:

5. Hillary Clinton is so dumb she thinks the book 1984 was all about the good things a government can do for its citizens.

4. Hillary Clinton is so dumb even Democrats want her to stay home.

3. Hillary Clinton is so dumb she thinks getting hammered drinking chardonnay, going on a drunken tear through closets, and then getting lost in the woods is what all the coolest kids do. Because she does that, too.

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2. Hillary Clinton is so dumb she wrote a book about all her coulda-woulda-shoulda and only-if-her-own-staff-would’ve-let-her moments, as proof of her laser-like leadership.

1. Hillary Clinton is so dumb she thinks impeaching Donald Trump means she gets to be President.

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Andrew Allen
Andrew Allen (@aandrewallen) grew up in the American southeast and for more than two decades has worked as an information technoloigies professional in various locations around the globe. A former far-left activist, Allen became a conservative in the late 1990s following a lengthy period spent questioning his own worldview. When not working IT-related issues or traveling, Andrew Allen spends his time discovering new ways to bring the pain by exposing the idiocy of liberals and their ideology.


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