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Hey, Jimmy Kimmel, You Can STUFF Your Partisan Democrat Lectures

May God bless the families and friends of the innocent people who lost their lives and who were injured on Sunday, October 1, 2017 in Las Vegas, Nevada. May God continue to bless our nation in this recovery, and may we honor and support those who strive to make this a better country and better world.

Isn’t it great to be blessed with the Jimmy Kimmel Nightly Lecture Series invading what should be fun entertainment to close out our day? Whatever did we do before Sir James the Soberly Defiant? How did we get by without the wise policy prescriptions of James the Reluctant, James The Pontificating Warrior Sage? I haven’t seen so much virtue signaling from Kimmel, Colbert, and other ignorant celebrities since…yesterday.

Ben Shapiro did his usual good job in deconstructing each of the former-comedian-and-current-Chuck Schumer-sock-puppet’s inaccuracies and lies regarding gun control here, but I want to take on a few things Kimmel said.
Take a look:(emphasis mine):

“I’m not going to get deep into it again tonight [but I’m about to get deep into it again tonight]– I said what I had to say, but I do want to say something to these nuts who spent most of the day on television and online attacking those of us who think we need to do something about the fact that 59 innocent people were killed,” Kimmel began.

He took on their stance that it’s “too soon” to talk about gun control.

“Well maybe it’s too soon for you because : deep down inside you know in your heart, you know you bear some responsibility for the fact that almost anyone can get any weapon they want and now you want to cover yourself until the storm of outrage passes,” Kimmel exclaimed.

He continued, “You can go and do your dirty business as usual, but it’s not too soon for us because we’re Americans and the last time I checked, the First Amendment is at least as important as the Second Amendment. So we will talk about it and shame on you for suggesting we do otherwise.” ,

It’s curious how often what people say before the word but is a lie. So, Jimmie, “almost anyone can get any weapon they want”? If they have the money and can pass a state and federal background check (which would include psychological stops), you’re right. So what? What does that have to do with this horror show? Also, please tell us what you mean by “dirty business as usual.” If by getting on with our lives because most of us have real jobs and can’t sit by the pool, writing vapid and pointless monologues every day, I guess that means we’re all Mike Rowe (really like this guy, btw).

Screw you and your sanctimony. For God’s sake, you actually encourage your followers to buy into the absurd notion that those of us who disagree with you don’t care about the Las Vegas victims, or any other. By the way, since the left is all about putting everyone into siloed groups, country music fans tend to be conservative. So you’re saying those in the audience that night, who likely wouldn’t agree with your full-scale gun ban and confiscation, need to ask God for forgiveness?

Forgive me, Father Jimmy, for I have sinned. It’s been six months since my last confession. I recently told an uninformed, self-righteous Democrat puppet to [censored]

You, Jimmy Kimmel, do not care about Americans. You only care about promoting the leftist policies Chuck Schumer whispers in your ear. I know this because if you did care, you’d weep as dramatically, knowing that one Las Vegas Shooting happens every month in Chicago. How many monologues have you devoted to these victims? Should we talk about the approximately 2,000, innocent, unborn babies murdered in the United States every day? No?

I didn’t think so.

But you go ahead and move on with your dirty business as usual. And tell your beefed-up security detail I recommend the Polycase Inceptor ARX bullet for close quarters self-defense.

Image: Excerpted from: Arturo Pardavila III from Hoboken, NJ, USA – Jimmy Kimmel and Cousin Sal at Citi Field for NLCS Game 2, CC BY 2.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=51527989

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Michael Cummings

About the author, Michael Cummings: Michael A. Cummings has a Bachelors in Business Management from St. John's University in Collegeville, MN, and a Masters in Rhetoric & Composition from Northern Arizona University. He has worked as a department store Loss Prevention Officer, bank auditor, textbook store manager, Chinese food delivery man, and technology salesman. Cummings wrote position pieces for the 2010 Trevor Drown for US Senate (AR) and 2012 Joe Coors for Congress (CO) campaigns. View all articles by Michael Cummings

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