LMAO: Major Liberal Site Learns They Have LOW Testosterone Levels – We’re Like, ‘Duh!’

Written by K. Walker on October 30, 2017

The most disturbing thing is that it was a competition to have the highest of the Low-T.

These genius employees of BuzzFeed — the site that published the discredited anti-Trump dossier — were tested on their ‘Attractiveness’ and ‘manliness’.

One of the tests was testosterone levels.

It went down exactly how you expect that it would.

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Also not surprisingly, the entire thing ended up looking very… how shall we say… ‘fabulous’.

Oh dear.

Watch: (LANGUAGE WARNING)

Here’s the winner of the ‘Most Datable’ portion of the contest, Keith.

He also has the second-highest level of testosterone.

Yep, you read that right.

So, what is normal for Testosterone levels?

There isn’t a standard at every lab. Some have the cutoff a little higher or a little lower. That means a man could be tested at two different labs and be deemed low by one and normal by the other.

But here’s the general rule:

…there’s not one, accepted cutoff that definitively points to low testosterone, or what is officially known as hypogonadism. In many cases, anything below 300 nanongrams per deciliter (ng/dL) is considered low

…After analyzing blood samples of testosterone, the researchers determined that anything between 264 to 916 ng/dL is considered normal for healthy-weight men between the ages of 19 and 39. (Testosterone levels are generally lower in older guys, or those who are overweight or obese.)
Source: Men’s Health

Where do these BuzzFeed ‘Try Guys’ fit?

One was on the low-end of normal, and the rest were all considered low.

More humiliatingly, these men tested well-below the average for men aged from 25-34 which is 617 ng/dL. They also were below the average for a typical 85-year-old male which is 376 ng/dL.

How embarrassing.

This comes as no surprise, though.

It’s been documented that ‘Gym Bros’ (the ones with higher testosterone levels) are more likely to be right-wing and their low-T counterparts are more into wealth-redistribution.

Here’s one headline that was posted on Vice’s female site, Broadly:

And here’s one on a site frequented by the alleged ‘right-wing assholes’:

Another from the Daily Mail:

These ‘Try Guys’ from BuzzFeed have tried being Drag Queens.

They’ve tried wearing high heels.

They’ve admitted their body insecurity.

These ‘Try Guys’ are trying all sorts of non-masculine things.

Maybe they should ‘try’ to be guys for a change.

That might help.

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ClashDaily's Associate Editor since August 2016. Self-described political junkie, anti-Third Wave Feminist, and a nightmare to the 'intersectional' crowd. Mrs. Walker has taken a stand against 'white privilege' education in public schools. She's also an amateur Playwright, occasional Drama teacher, and staunch defender of the Oxford comma. Follow her humble musings on Twitter: @TheMrsKnowItAll

 

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