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CBS Dude ‘Accidentally Kills Himself’ While Going Autoerotic In Woman’s Bra & Panties – Should CBS Pay His Widow?

And you thought funerals were awkward enough already. What if everyone in attendance knew this dirty little secret?

Better to not have made the news at all, than to make it like this.

A veteran CBS engineer died by accidentally hanging himself as he performed an ‘auto-erotic’ act in a hotel closet while dressed in women’s underwear, it has been revealed.
Lawrence LaFave died in his hotel room at a hotel in Tarentum, Pennsylvania, in June 2016 after accidentally strangling himself.
He was discovered kneeling on the ground and was dressed in a women’s slip, pantyhose, panties and a bra.
The 65-year-old father was a revered member of the CBS team who facilitated the broadcast of the Superbowl and Thursday Night Football games during his career.
The cause of his death was revealed this week when his widow Deborah Conradi filed a lawsuit against the network which has refused to pay out his life insurance because of the nature of his death.
Source: DailyMail

And believe it or not… it gets worse.

Because he died while, shall we say, ‘pleasuring himself’ … CBS is saying they shouldn’t have to pay out for his life insurance.

It may be that it was a fatal mishap, but, strictly speaking, it was no ‘accident’.

He CHOSE to dangle by that scarf.

In a letter she cited in her lawsuit, she claims they said: ‘These actions, which carried the risk of death by hanging, would not constitute an unanticipated accident that resulted in his death, as required by our policy.
‘Rather, they would indicate death resulted in who or in part from … a natural and probably consequence of intentionally self-inflicted injury, specifically excluded under this policy.’
Source: DailyMail

And in the process, he left his widow hanging… er, so to speak.

That’s jacked up. Dude had some weird hobbies.

He’ll never be remembered as ‘badass’ for sure, now.

This guy, on the other hand…

Does your grandpa go off on paltry politicians, whether they be Democrats or Republicans? Does he get misty eyed when he talks about God and Country and America’s future? And have you ever heard him scream, ‘Awww … Hell no!’ when Rosie O’Donnell starts yapping on television? If you answered yes to one, or all of the above, then your gramps will love Doug Giles’ latest book, My Grandpa Is A Patriotic Badass.

Don’t be fooled by the title — this ain’t just for Grandpa.
The Snowflake Generation — and the rest of America — needs a good ol’ dose of ‘Grandpa wisdom’.
Especially if that Grandpa is Doug Giles.
You’ll love My Grandpa Is A Patriotic Badass just as much as Grandpa will.

One thing that increasingly unites men and women? We can both agree that Liberals are losing their ever-loving minds. Now there’s a shirt that says just that.

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Either Liberals just don’t get it, or they are sick in the head. Probably both. Think about it: They want to have all of the blessings that come with living in a capitalist society such as modern medicine and technology. But they believe in socialism, which stifles innovation and progress.

They want to be protected by the police and the military, but they attack and criticize the men and women who protect us. They call conservatives “racists,” but it’s their own identity politics that have created race problems in the first place. After all, Democrats were the party of slavery!

They attack hunters, but have no problem wearing leather shoes or owning cars with leather upholstery! And of course, they believe guns kill people. Not the people that pull the trigger.

Well, here’s a shirt that sums it perfectly. Liberalism is a… MENTAL DISORDER.

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