DOUCHE BAGGERY: Kaepernick Pops Up On Thanksgiving Spewing MORE Stupid Garbage

Written by K. Walker on November 24, 2017

Just when you thought Kaepernick had hit ‘peak stupid’ with his race-baiting statements…
he digs deep and outdoes himself.

Kaepernick lived a life few others could have dreamed of… he’s made millions.

He was born to a young single mom and given up for adoption. He was adopted and raised by white parents whose name he still bears.

But lately, he’s been best know as an activist. An activist with a helluva grudge against police, ‘the system’ and white society generally.

Here is what gratitude is supposed to look like:

But Colin’s better at ‘un-thanksgiving’ than any real giving of thanks.

And, consistent with that, he chose to do what he does best — Grandstand. And true to form, he did it on one day our me-monkey culture set aside for expressing the one thing all of his money cannot buy him. Gratitude.

He showed up on Alcatraz Island.

NFL free agent Colin Kaepernick spent the holiday celebrating with crowds at the annual Indigenous People Sunrise Ceremony on Alcatraz Island.
The former San Francisco 49ers’ quarterback made a surprise appearance Thursday to the commemoration honoring ‘Indians of All Tribes’ who took part in the Occupation of Alcatraz back in 1969-71.

But Mr Pig-socks wasn’t finished.

‘If there’s one thing that I take away from today and seeing the beauty of everybody out here, it’s that we’re only getting stronger every day, we’re only getting larger and larger every day. I see the strength in everybody.’
He added: ‘The dancing, the rituals – that is our resistance. We continue to fight. We continue to fight for justice. We fight for our freedom, and we continue on that path.’

This is who gets awarded ‘citizen of the year‘ by GQ.

Not the guy who raised Tens of Millions for Hurrican relief. THIS guy.

Colin is the one who started the ball rolling on the very protests that would turn the public against the very sport that made him a wealthy man.

But what does he care? He’s already made his money.

‘Un-thanksgiving’. Right.

Someone should show him this:

It’s the story of what REALLY happened in the original Thanksgiving. You know, using original sources and such. As opposed to wherever Colin goes for his ‘history’.

He might be surprised how different this story is… from the one he’s probably accepted.

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ClashDaily's Associate Editor since August 2016. Self-described political junkie, anti-Third Wave Feminist, and a nightmare to the 'intersectional' crowd. Mrs. Walker has taken a stand against 'white privilege' education in public schools. She's also an amateur Playwright, former Drama teacher, and staunch defender of the Oxford comma. Follow her humble musings on Twitter: @TheMrsKnowItAll