‘Mammas Don’t Let Your Cowboys Grow Up To Be P*SSIES’ – Is Hilarious & PERFECT!

Published on November 24, 2017

The way we raise our boys matters, especially now, when so many are growing up to become just another Justin Bieber or Ryan Seacrest.

Remember that ‘Mamma, Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Cowboys’ song?

It was a popular song. But it was due for an update.

The reason why is obvious, isn’t it? For many, there’s a greater chance of growing up to be a latte-swilling soy-boy, than there is for being ‘too’ rugged.

Trending: WATCH: Here’s Why You Should NEVER Fight While Holding Your BABY

We think this version is perfect for today.


If you’re a hipster, wear high-end flannel shirts, sip lattes, or are the kind of ‘guy’ who would give serious thought to buying jeans with the mud already in them? No really, That’s actually ‘a thing’. THESE Jeans:
LMAO! Chick DESTROYS Sub-Males Who Purchase FAKE MUD Jeans at $425

This song is going to give you a beating.

And the rest of us? We’ll enjoy laughing at you.

 Effeminization Of The American Male

by Doug Giles

Doug Giles, best-selling author of Raising Righteous And Rowdy Girls and Editor-In-Chief of the mega-blog, ClashDaily.com, has just penned a book he guarantees will kick hipster males into the rarefied air of masculinity. That is, if the man-child will put down his frappuccino; shut the hell up and listen and obey everything he instructs them to do in his timely and tornadic tome. Buy Now:The Effeminization Of The American Male

Wear this to the gym and I guarantee you’ll get some comments.

Buy it now!

Oh, yes, Ladies, you can wear this shirt. Get yours here.

This is definitely one of the most politically incorrect t-shirts to ever hit the market. It will most certainly offend the entitled whiners!

Keep Calm and Don’t Be a Pussy!

And the best part? This shirt is made in the USA, printed in the USA, on an American-Made t-shirt press!


Share if it’s time to stop lowering the bar for ‘manhood’.


Join the conversation!

We have no tolerance for comments containing violence, racism, profanity, vulgarity, doxing, or discourteous behavior. If a comment is spam, instead of replying to it please hover over that comment, click the ∨ icon, and mark it as spam. Thank you for partnering with us to maintain fruitful conversation.