Chris Rock: ‘I Want An Equal Amount Of White Kids Shot Every Month’

What a despicable human being. Is it that white lives don’t matter, Chris?

This is precisely why the response to ‘Black Lives Matter’ is ‘All Lives Matter,’ you insufferable turd.

FYI, I’ve never been a fan of Chris Rock. I always thought that he was a low-budget Eddie Murphy wannabe with double the profanity, a quarter of the talent, and a hundredth of the intellect.

Frankly, he can’t touch the comedic genius of Richard Pryor who was both damned funny and foul-mouthed. He would openly talk about his own life like race, sex, and even taboo topics like when he set himself on fire while he was freebasing cocaine.

Many black comedians speak about racial issues, and that’s understandable. However, Chris Rock has made his ‘humor’ into activism and beyond that to what can rightly be termed racism.

Watch as the race-baiting bigot discusses ‘equality’ on his new Netflix special, Tamborine which was released the same day as the mass shooting at a Parkland, Florida high school:

As I’m not a fan of the walking oxygen burglar, Chris Rock, I have to rely on second-hand critiques of his work.

He began his performance with the line, “You’d think every once in a while the cops would shoot a white kid just to make it look good.

People actually laughed.

He goes on to say that he’s been preparing his kids “for the white man” ever since they were born.

“Ever since my kids were born, I’ve been getting them ready for the white man,” says Rock. “Everything in my house that’s the color white is either hot, heavy, or sharp. My kids know that when they deal with anything white, they gotta think about that shit. They gotta contemplate this shit. ‘Ooh, this napkin, okay, should I wipe my mouth with it? Or is that what whitey wants me to do?’”

Gee, why am I not a fan, again?

Rock also spoke about gun control. Of course, he did.

There ain’t never gonna be no gun control. You talk about it too long, and you’re gonna get shot,” he says.

He added that people who are pro-guns could use knives instead – that they could do just as much damage if they really wanted to.

If 100 people ever got stabbed at the same time, in the same place, by the same person, you know what that would mean?” he asks the audience. “Ninety-seven people deserve to die.”

Ahahahaha. That’s so funny!

I wonder what they’d say about that in China where 33 died and 130 were injured in a mass knife attack? Or you know, all those other ones in all those other places.

But Chris Rock is getting rave reviews by — you guessed it — the gun-grabbing crowd.

His remarks have been praised on Twitter as timely and “so relevant” after the Florida school shooting last week.

Source: Monica Sanchez, MCR TV

How is this man (and I use the term loosely) still attracting crowds to watch him spout his racist B.S. and getting Netflix specials?

Oh, right.

It’s Netflix.

They’ve promoted alleged comedy specials by Chuck’s not-so-little and spectacularly unfunny cousin, Amy Schumer, as well as the void-of-science political activism of the inaptly titled, ‘Bill Nye Saves The World.’

But there’s no agenda there at all, is there?

Oh, leftists! What exactly is it that’s rattling around in those heads of yours?

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We’ve all wondered for a long time, but it looks like medical science has finally determined the problem.

It’s spreading like a plague. For some reason, Liberals are losing their ever-loving minds.

Trump Derangement — and Romney Derangement before that — and Bush Derangement before that are only the tip of the iceberg.

What is driving them so berzerk?

Looks like we’ve found an answer:

A liberal walks into the hospital and asks for an X-ray of its skull. Doctors confirmed what we already feared. Here’s the sad diagnosis…

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