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Guess Which Religion Is Burning Pampers And Wants Them Banned?

Just when you think they’ve been outraged by the stupidest thing ever… they outdo themselves.

You might think it’s the most ordinary thing a parent can do in their day: purchase diapers.

You would be wrong. Sadly.

Because THESE diapers contain a ‘secret message’. If you look closely at the cartoon cat’s whiskers, you can see it.

Or so they say.

Then again, these are the same people who were attacking Embassies (technically an act of war) because some cartoonist in Denmark happened to draw a picture of Mohammed with a bomb for a hat.

They’re kind of a thin-skinned bunch, don’t ya think?

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Yes. They’re changing the world. One diaper at a time.

They filed a police report and everything.

Muslim protests in India are calling for a boycott of Pampers products after claiming to have seen the word ‘Mohammed’ in the face of a cartoon cat which appears on its nappies.

The lines illustrating the whiskers, nose, mouth and left eye of the smiley feline have been suggested to resemble the Prophet’s name when written in Arabic or Urdu, although the company that makes the products vehemently denied the claims.

Procter and Gamble in a statement that said they would never intend to offend any person or religion and the the design showed ‘an innocent animated representation of a cat.’

However, the image on the hygiene product has been branded an ‘insult’ to Islam by critics, and protesters have staged ‘Pampers burnings’.

How long do you think it’ll take before somebody else realized that this means they’re burning the name of Mohammed? Will they feel conflicted?

How badly are they grasping at straws? It’s pretty bad.

Do YOU See the similarity?

You think these guys might be a real riot during one of those Rorschach ink blot tests? (On the other hand, maybe they’d start one.)

Meanwhile, the idea of that particular name on a diaper? There are a LOT of people who would find that nothing less than hilarious.

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Either Liberals just don’t get it, or they are sick in the head. Probably both. Think about it: They want to have all of the blessings that come with living in a capitalist society such as modern medicine and technology. But they believe in socialism, which stifles innovation and progress.

They want to be protected by the police and the military, but they attack and criticize the men and women who protect us. They call conservatives “racists,” but it’s their own identity politics that have created race problems in the first place. After all, Democrats were the party of slavery!

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