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LMAO! Cop Shoots Burglar In The Butt – His Response Proves He’s A Liberal

We DARE you to find someone dumber than this guy.

A burglar shot in the butt by cops who caught him inside a Queens home is asking for $10million for his trouble.

Felix Perez, 38, is being held at Rikers Island on burglary and assault charges, and claims he’s unable to get a good night’s sleep.

Perez, who allegedly stole rings, watches, earrings and a chain from the house, says in his Manhattan Federal Court lawsuit that he now suffers from post-traumatic stress disorder and has ‘nightmares of being killed by officers and fear of anyone in uniform’.

The Crown Heights resident, who is acting as his own lawyer, states in the lawsuit: ‘I was shot by an officer of the 104th Precinct while trying to flee the scene of a burglary.

‘I was unarmed and showed no intention of harming anyone nor did I make any hand gestures indicating that I was armed or dangerous’.

Perez already had six burglary arrests when cops found him in August lurking through a home on 66th Street near Hull Avenue in Maspeth, reports the New York Post.

The resident noticed a man walking through her child’s bedroom on a live surveillance-video feed she was monitoring on her phone and called the cops.
Read more: Daily Mail

The neighbor’s raw footage is included in the news report:

Having a tough time sleeping are you cupcake?

News flash. Rikers ain’t the Ritz.

You’re a burglar. Sneaking through a child’s room.

You’ve already forfeited the ‘benefit of the doubt’, dumbass.

Boo-hoo. A cop ‘capped’ you in the ass. It’s a little hard to be sympathetic for you, you understand.

It’s bad enough you were robbing houses. Don’t make it worse by being a whiny,lawsuit-happy pussy, too. America has too many of those as it is.

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