LMAO! Cop Shoots Burglar In The Butt – His Response Proves He’s A Liberal

Published on February 11, 2018

We DARE you to find someone dumber than this guy.

A burglar shot in the butt by cops who caught him inside a Queens home is asking for $10million for his trouble.

Felix Perez, 38, is being held at Rikers Island on burglary and assault charges, and claims he’s unable to get a good night’s sleep.

Perez, who allegedly stole rings, watches, earrings and a chain from the house, says in his Manhattan Federal Court lawsuit that he now suffers from post-traumatic stress disorder and has ‘nightmares of being killed by officers and fear of anyone in uniform’.

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The Crown Heights resident, who is acting as his own lawyer, states in the lawsuit: ‘I was shot by an officer of the 104th Precinct while trying to flee the scene of a burglary.

‘I was unarmed and showed no intention of harming anyone nor did I make any hand gestures indicating that I was armed or dangerous’.

Perez already had six burglary arrests when cops found him in August lurking through a home on 66th Street near Hull Avenue in Maspeth, reports the New York Post.

The resident noticed a man walking through her child’s bedroom on a live surveillance-video feed she was monitoring on her phone and called the cops.
Read more: Daily Mail

The neighbor’s raw footage is included in the news report:

Having a tough time sleeping are you cupcake?

News flash. Rikers ain’t the Ritz.

You’re a burglar. Sneaking through a child’s room.

You’ve already forfeited the ‘benefit of the doubt’, dumbass.

Boo-hoo. A cop ‘capped’ you in the ass. It’s a little hard to be sympathetic for you, you understand.

It’s bad enough you were robbing houses. Don’t make it worse by being a whiny,lawsuit-happy pussy, too. America has too many of those as it is.

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