Philadelphia Eagles Fans ‘Celebrate’ By Burning Their Damn City – So, I Put These Geniuses On Full Blast!

Written by Doug Giles on February 5, 2018

When does ‘celebration’ cross the line into ‘riot’ territory? Let’s ask the Eagle Fans in Philadelphia. They jumped right over that line after the Superbowl.

Thousands of fans took to the streets of Philadelphia as they celebrated the Eagles’ first ever Super Bowl championship – but the joy quickly descended into mayhem.

Passionate supporters lit fires, flipped a car, smashed shop windows and clambered up traffic poles after their team defeated the New England Patriots 41-33 in dramatic fashion at U.S. Bank Field in Minneapolis.

At one point a hotel awning at the city’s Ritz-Carlton collapsed under the weight of fans while the windows at the Macy’s near City Hall and a T-Mobile were smashed as celebrations got out of hand.

Watch Doug’s take on Philly fans:

Fans piled into the streets across the City of Brotherly Love, from Center City to Northeast Philly – marching, jumping and screaming in utter chaos.

The raucous scenes followed the Eagles’ stunning victory over the defending champion New England Patriots in the NFL’s championship showpiece.

The triumph marked the first time a Philadelphia team had won a championship since the Phillies won the World Series in 2008 – when street celebrations devolved into looting and vandalism and more than 70 people were arrested.

Watch the chaos on the streets of Philadelphia:

That’s not what is meant by ‘lit’.

Check out the oh so classy fans:

This bro wasn’t the only idiot dropping from heights:

Note to all drunken dumbasses standing on an awning — Gravity works!

I mean, it got really bad:

Doesn’t that look like something from World War Z or The Walking Dead?


That’s Philly post-Superbowl win.

Fans even started encouraging each other to eat horse sh!t:

Ben Shapiro had a fantastic response to that:

But after all that, the Mayor, Jim Kenney, said that it was just a ‘few bad actors’.

Is that what it looked like to you?

Philadelphia Mayor Jim Kenney said Monday morning that just three people were arrested in the Super Bowl celebrations.

‘Tens of thousands came out and celebrated this amazing victory last night, and but for a handful of bad actors the celebration was peaceful and jubilant. there were only three arrests. We’re thankful for our PPD for their assistance in getting the crowds dispersed and people home safely,’ the statement read. Source: Daily Mail

It certainly looks like more than a handful of people to me.

Way to go, Philly.

If you riot when you win like this, what the hell do you do when you lose?

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