Watch: Chunky Bro Tapes Firecrackers To Himself And Lights ’em Up – We’re Guessing He Also Eats Tide Pods

Published on February 12, 2018

What, were you expecting Socrates? He’s got a freaking video game tattoo on his chest.

Didn’t hold my beer moments used to involve some kind of physical momentum?

Racing a train at a crossing [no, seriously, don’t do it. There are better ways to make the news], jumping off a roof into a shallow pool, that sort of thing.

Well the times, they are a-changing.

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This guy found a different way to be internet-famous.

He taped a ‘bandolier’ of firecrackers to his moobs and lit ’em up.

Was he really surprised that it would HURT when he did this? What did he think would happen.

He must have been glad for that convenient snowdrift.

One thing that increasingly unites men and women? We can both agree that Liberals are losing their ever-loving minds. Now there’s a shirt that says just that.

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AND Men’s versions.

Either Liberals just don’t get it, or they are sick in the head. Probably both. Think about it: They want to have all of the blessings that come with living in a capitalist society such as modern medicine and technology. But they believe in socialism, which stifles innovation and progress.

They want to be protected by the police and the military, but they attack and criticize the men and women who protect us. They call conservatives “racists,” but it’s their own identity politics that have created race problems in the first place. After all, Democrats were the party of slavery!

They attack hunters, but have no problem wearing leather shoes or owning cars with leather upholstery! And of course, they believe guns kill people. Not the people that pull the trigger.

Well, here’s a shirt that sums it perfectly. Liberalism is a… MENTAL DISORDER.

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