You’ve seen the abbreviation GOAT that stands for ‘Greatest Of All Time’. Prepare yourself for WOAT the ‘Worst Of All Time’.
This is no exaggeration.
We’re not sure what anyone expected from the singer that sang about her ‘lovely lady lumps’ but well, apparently you get Jessica Rabbit meets Christina Agulera meets Rosanne Barr.
And that’s actually somewhat insulting to Rosanne.
Some people weren’t feeling Fergie’s patriotic spirit at this year’s NBA All-Star-Game.
The 42-year-old songstress was mocked for her rendition of the National Anthem at the opening of Sunday’s game at Los Angeles’ Staples Center.
Late-night host Jimmy Kimmel and others in the stadium could be seen snickering while Fergie put her spin on the song, and even athletes were seen getting in a few laughs.
Khloe Kardashian summed it up perfectly on Twitter saying: ‘This All Star opening is confusing me. WTF is going on? Anyone?’
Source: Daily Mail
Watch the trainwreck:
Articles all over the internet are critiquing Fergie’s rendition of the national anthem.
— Hollywood Reporter (@THR) February 19, 2018
But it’s Twitter that is having the most fun.
— Tim Young (@TimRunsHisMouth) February 19, 2018
— Johnny (@JohnKhouryMN) February 19, 2018
— Yordy (@yordydiaz12) February 19, 2018
Kneeling would have been significantly less offensive https://t.co/pUAwjjI8CN
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) February 19, 2018
Even the NBA stars couldn’t hide their amusement:
Players faces during Fergie’s rendition of the National Anthem… pic.twitter.com/QQ3VXaBchT
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) February 19, 2018
— NOTSportsCenter (@NOTSportsCenter) February 19, 2018
Draymond Green though ???????????? pic.twitter.com/sm55cdwnF5
— Randy Cruz (@randyjcruz) February 19, 2018
Draymond Green is all of us watching Fergie’s version of The Star-Spangled Banner.
Steph Curry took it further:
— Hoops Tribune (@HoopsTribuneNBA) February 19, 2018
— Greg Sherman (@Scheidt24) February 19, 2018
— Mark Sundstrom (@106th) February 19, 2018
Some celebs were even less charitable.
— a gaysian in the sun (@weffreyjei) February 19, 2018
Even Jimmy Kimmel found his long-lost sense of humor:
— Kay Renee (@The_KayRenee) February 19, 2018
Speaking of Rosanne Barr, it seems her anthem debacle has been one-upped:
Who saw Fergie's national anthem performance at the NBA All Star Game? I think mine was better lowkey
— Roseanne Barr (@therealroseanne) February 19, 2018
Many were suggesting that Fergie was relying on her ‘Lovey lady lumps’ to make the anthem more jazzy and sexy. It was just weird.
— ATennesseePerspective???? (@SpeakinFromTN) February 19, 2018
"Damn right it was different. I needed a cigarette after that" – Charles Barkley on Fergie's national anthem ????????????
CHUCK. GOAT. ???? pic.twitter.com/CjmEJ5Gl0b
— Daren Stoltzfus (@DarenStoltzfus) February 19, 2018
This comes shortly after P!nk does one helluva rendition of the anthem at the SuperBowl while she’s suffering from the flu:
But hey, there could be something good about Fergie’s version of the anthem — it’s bringing Americans together.
We are all so divided right now. We can't agree on politics or gun laws, or really anything. But, can we all agree that Fergie just did the worst version of the National Anthem EVER? That was awful. #NBAAllStar #NBAAllStar2018 #Fergie
— Rob Keefe (@KeefeRob) February 19, 2018
To cleanse your palate — here are some excellent renditions of the anthem:
— LC NOLA (@LCNOLA23) February 19, 2018
And of course… this unforgettably awesome and unconventional rendition by Madison Rising:
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We’ve all wondered for a long time, but it looks like medical science has finally determined the problem.
It’s spreading like a plague. For some reason, Liberals are losing their ever-loving minds.
Trump Derangement — and Romney Derangement before that — and Bush Derangement before that are only the tip of the iceberg.
What is driving them so berzerk?
Looks like we’ve found an answer:
A liberal walks into the hospital and asks for an X-ray of its skull. Doctors confirmed what we already feared. Here’s the sad diagnosis…
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