Dear America: Describe These 2 In 2 Words

If you could only pick two words to describe this pair what would they be?

There are entire tomes that can be written about the idiocy of these two.

We’ve certainly used quite a few words denouncing their leftist swill.

We’ve pointed out that Pelosi is nuttier than a squirrel turd.

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Pelosi doesn’t like it when Democrats go off-script.

We have questioned the intellectual ability of Maxine Waters.

We’ve even come up with alternate career options for her.

Really, how in the hell do these two keep getting elected?

If they ran anywhere other than California, they’d be utterly destroyed in any election and it would happen so fast that Nancy’s dentures would clatter and Maxine’s wig would fall off.

What words would you choose?

Here at Clash, we’ve got a few suggestions:

– Dain Bramaged

– Squirrely & Nutty

– Wig & Botox

– Twitchy & Corrupt

or maybe we could borrow a line from Hollywood protesters:

– Time’s Up

That has a nice ring to it.

Have a better one to add to the list? Hit us with it in the comments, we’d love to laugh along with you.

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There’s one thing that increasingly unites men and women these days. We can both agree that Liberals are losing their ever-loving minds. Now there’s a shirt that says just that.

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Either Liberals just don’t get it, or they are sick in the head. Probably both. Think about it: They want to have all of the blessings that come with living in a capitalist society such as modern medicine and technology. But they believe in socialism, which stifles innovation and progress.

They want to be protected by the police and the military, but they attack and criticize the men and women who protect us. They call conservatives “racists,” but it’s their own identity politics that have created race problems in the first place. After all, Democrats were the party of slavery!

They attack hunters, but have no problem wearing leather shoes or owning cars with leather upholstery! And of course, they believe guns kill people. Not the people that pull the trigger.

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ClashDaily's Associate Editor since August 2016. Self-described political junkie, anti-feminist, and a nightmare to the 'intersectional' crowd. Mrs. Walker has taken a stand against 'white privilege' education in public schools. She's also an amateur Playwright, occasional Drama teacher, and staunch defender of the Oxford comma. Follow her humble musings on Twitter: @TheMrsKnowItAll

 

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