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LMAO! Health Minister Files Hilarious Complaint About Chinese Condoms!

Can’t. Stop. Laughing. So embarrassing.

What are they going to do with all the ones they can’t use?

Research. It is about as basic a business principle as you can get. Ask the right questions BEFORE you buy.

Like: is it the right product for our target market.

In this case, the Chinese-made condoms were NOT the right product for the target market.

They ran into — how shall we say this — sizing issues.

We take no responsibility for any stereotypes perpetuated by this story… we are merely reporting events as they happened.

It turns out the men in Zimbabwe are not able to benefit from the use of this Chinese product.

The condoms are too small for them.

Well, the men of Zimbabwe haven’t exactly had a lot going for them lately. At least they have that? #SilverLinings

Looks like Texas isn’t the only place where ‘everything is bigger’.

Amirite?

When it’s time to pack up and move on, even Col Davy Crockett knew where his next destination should be.

“A gentleman from Nacogdoches, in Texas, informs us, that, whilst there, he dined in public with col. Crockett, who had just arrived from Tennessee. The old bear-hunter, on being toasted, made a speech to the Texians, replete with his usual dry humor. He began nearly in this style: “I am told, gentlemen, that, when a stranger, like myself, arrives among you, the first inquiry is – what brought you here? To satisfy your curiosity at once to myself, I will tell you all about it. I was, for some years, a member of congress. In my last canvass, I told the people of my district, that, if they saw fit to re-elect me, I would serve them as faithfully as I had done; but, if not, they might go to h__, and I would go to Texas. I was beaten, gentlemen, and here I am.” The roar of applause was like a thunder-burst. [Louisville Journal.

That sums up the Texan Spirit beautifully.

And now, you can wear it on a shirt.

Ladies, get yours here.

Don’t worry, we didn’t forget about the Gents:

Get yours here.

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by Doug Giles


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