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Watch: NFL Wizard Says ’89 Percent’ of NFL Players Smoke Weed Instead Of Using ‘Human Made’ Pills

This number may not be ‘entirely’ scientific.

Well, we’ve answered the question about why these guys have such a hate on for cops.

Besides the habit of getting arrested every 8 days or fewer.

Cops have probably locked up some of their favorite dealers. That really harshes their mellow.

Estimates on the percentage of NFL players who use marijuana have been made, but recently retired tight end Martellus Bennett pinned the number pretty high.

“I want to say about 89%,” Bennett said on a Bleacher Report podcast hosted by Chris Simms and Adam Lefkoe.

Asked if it’s shocking when he finds out a teammate doesn’t smoke weed, Bennett responded, “You don’t smoke, bro?”
Source: USA Today

Why would an athlete, who has everything riding on the fine-tuning of his physical and mental ability want to smoke up?

Bennett figures it’s better than actual, licenced medications.

“There are times of the year where your body just hurts so bad,” Bennett said. “You don’t want to be popping pills all the time. There are anti-inflammatory drugs you take so long that they start to eat at your liver, kidneys and things like that. A human made that. God made weed.”

You buying that explanation? Or does he just want to justify the buzz?

We all knew some potheads in high school. But most of us moved on and grew up… didn’t we?

Anyway, that 89% answer is difficult to square with the NFL’s official policy about having marijuana on the ‘banned’ list.

Let’s hope they manage to stay away from the Synthetic stuff.

3 dead, more than 100 with severe bleeding from synthetic pot: Illinois health officials

Yikes.

Is it ‘no big deal’ or is this yet another example of NFL players thinking their fame and money makes them better than the rest of us, and ‘above the law’ that they seem so intent on breaking?

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We’ve all wondered for a long time, but it looks like medical science has finally determined the problem.

It’s spreading like a plague. For some reason, Liberals are losing their ever-loving minds.

Trump Derangement — and Romney Derangement before that — and Bush Derangement before that are only the tip of the iceberg.

What is driving them so berzerk?

Looks like we’ve found an answer:

A liberal walks into the hospital and asks for an X-ray of its skull. Doctors confirmed what we already feared. Here’s the sad diagnosis…

That’s the ladies’ version. You can get it here.

Don’t worry. There’s one for the guys, too.

You can get the guy’s version here.

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