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CNN Toilet Paper: It’s Real And It’s Right Here!

Send an unforgettable ‘fake news’ message by loading the roll with the logo that truly deserves to be on there!

Watching CNN is like trying to pick up a turd by the clean end… there’s no good way to do it.

Isn’t this the perfect gift — novelty or otherwise — to send to the uptight Jim Acosta fans in your life?

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CNN Toilet Paper: It's Real and It's Right Here #boom

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Posted by ClashDaily.com with Doug Giles on Tuesday, May 29, 2018

What would you do with an armload of these bad boys?

Would you set them up in your house for when those obnoxious Trump-bashers come over for a visit?

Would you include it in a gift basket — maybe with some mouthwash, deodorant and a quality razor — to that P-ssyhat wearing aunt with the goatee who’s oh-so-fun to be around?

Doug’s got some great ideas for how the President can tweak the White House Press Corps with them… especially that pompous stuffed-shirt Jim ‘look-at-me’ Acosta.

Maybe you’ve got an idea to top it? We’d love to hear it in the comments!

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CNN — all the news that’s fit to flush.

Are you tired of the fake news that spews forth from CNN and the lame-stream media? Well, you don’t have to put up with their crap any more! Clash Daily is proud to release a very special brand of toilet paper!

Send to your liberal friends so that they can wipe their minds clear of the waste produced by the Communist News Network!

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About the author, Doug Giles: Doug Giles is the Big Dawg at ClashDaily.com and the Co-Owner of The Safari Cigar Company. Follow him on Facebook and Twitter. And check out his NEW BOOK, Pussification: The Effeminization Of The American Male. View all articles by Doug Giles

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