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Dude Gets Shower Head Removed From His Rectum After He ‘Slipped’

Cue the ‘rectum, damn near killed him’ jokes. It happened… uh… ‘Accidentally’, he says.

How do you ‘accidentally’ get that in there that far?

An unidentified man from India had to detach the shower head from the PVC pipe in the wall in order to have the 6-inch hand-held showerhead removed from his rectum after he ‘slipped’ and it just went right on up there.

The man denies putting it in there himself.

X-rays reveal that he had the shower head 6-inches deep into his pelvis, but had not caused any internal damage.

There was no evidence of blood in his rectum.

He was put under general anesthesia while the shower head was removed by doctors.

 

He wasn’t injured.

But his humiliation is certain to follow him the rest of his life.

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