Health Report States, ‘No Amount’ Of Booze, Bacon or Bratwurst is Safe

Be honest… is this REALLY going to stop you from drinking or eating bacon?

A new set of health guidelines, released by the World Cancer Research Fund (WCRF) says that people can reduce their risk of cancer about 40% by completely eliminating alcohol, bacon, sausage, fatty meats, and beer from their diets.

The recommendations are part of a “ten point plan” that the WCRF says can help nearly halve your chances of getting cancer — though their guidelines may put a significant dent in your quality of life.
[…] “no level of intake can confidently be associated with a lack of risk of bowel cancer.”
Source: DailyWire

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What next, will they take away bikinis, too?

No, wait — that was ‘somebody else’, wasn’t it?

Do You CARE If A Certain ‘Religion’ Hates Our BEER, BACON & BIKINIS?

Some people are going to take this warning to heart.

Others will blow this off as yet another dubious warning. Or, if not dubious — just not worth the trade-off.

This editor’s attitude to the issue is best summed up by a famous quote (rightly or wrongly) attributed to Sergeant Major Daniel Daly, USMC.

How about you?

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They want to be protected by the police and the military, but they attack and criticize the men and women who protect us. They call conservatives “racists,” but it’s their own identity politics that have created race problems in the first place. After all, Democrats were the party of slavery!

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