Parkland Yapper Wants Your Weapons Battery – Says, ‘Serve Your F**king Country’ If You Want To Shoot Semi-Autos

Written by K. Walker on May 18, 2018

If there were awards for missing the point, this ‘kid’ would have a full trophy case.

No, we don’t mean Hogg this time, someone else from the Parkland ‘pantheon’ of icons.

She’s good at running her mouth, but not so good at hearing what the flaws in her logic are. Maybe she never got that ‘two ears one mouth’ speech growing up.

And it might be too late to hear it now.

She really, REALLY, doesn’t want you to have a gun. Obviously.


On Thursday, Parkland student activist Emma Gonzalez championed gun confiscation at an Education Week forum, adding that anyone who wants to shoot semi-automatic weapons should “go serve your f**king country.”

“It’s just cheaper to take away the guns that aren’t imperative to living in America. You don’t need an AR-15 to protect yourself in bed from a robber at night,” said Gonzalez.

“You don’t need an AR-15 to have fun at a shooting range,” she continued. “Go join the Army if you want to have fun shooting off a weapon, and serve your f**king country. Excuse my language.”
Source: DailyWire

For just one moment, if she were to pretend she really believed that Trump had the wicked authoritarian plans her side claims they believe he has, would you want the government of ‘literally Hitler’ to have a monopoly on guns?

Trump sure as Hell ain’t’ Hitler, but watching how the previous government had spies involved in his team during an election, it doesn’t take a lot of imagination to come up with why you might want some civilian Tyranny Insurance.

She still doesn’t ‘get’ what is meant by ‘semi-automatic weapons’, does she? Because that’s pretty much everything out there. More likely, she could care less. Guns are ‘bad’ and all guns should be gone.

The instances of armed people (police or otherwise) being almost universally the consequence that stops the violence are also irrelevant to her.

The fact that many lawful gun owners actually HAVE served their country is irrelevant to her.

The fact that any places where victims are likely able to shoot back at their assailant are seldom chosen as targets is also irrelevant to her.

Don’t bore her with facts.

Like the fact that the Second Amendment was explicitly intended as a counterweight to the government having a monopoly on firearm ownership.

Can somebody please tell her that her fifteen minutes of fame has expired?

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ClashDaily's Associate Editor since August 2016. Self-described political junkie, anti-Third Wave Feminist, and a nightmare to the 'intersectional' crowd. Mrs. Walker has taken a stand against 'white privilege' education in public schools. She's also an amateur Playwright, former Drama teacher, and staunch defender of the Oxford comma. Follow her humble musings on Twitter: @TheMrsKnowItAll and on Gettr @KarenWalker