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Video: Family Attempts To Pet Cheetahs While On Safari – That Was A Bad Idea

Do we need to start giving IQ tests to park visitors?

Because the results for these clowns would have come back negative.

Even the mother of the child involved in the Harumbe incident would do a facepalm over this kind of stupidity.

What part of ‘do not get out of the car’ was difficult to understand?

Haven’t they heard that cheetahs can run rather quickly?

It was a ‘near miss’ they’ll never forget.

And colossal stupidity that they’ll never live down.

The quick recap:

A French family was visiting a Dutch safari park.

They decided to get out of the car — in close proximity to several cheetahs — with a small child in tow.

They walked away from the car and sat on the grass.

It was like ringing a dinner bell.

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We’ve all wondered for a long time, but it looks like medical science has finally determined the problem.

It’s spreading like a plague. For some reason, Liberals are losing their ever-loving minds.

Trump Derangement — and Romney Derangement before that — and Bush Derangement before that are only the tip of the iceberg.

What is driving them so berzerk?

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A liberal walks into the hospital and asks for an X-ray of its skull. Doctors confirmed what we already feared. Here’s the sad diagnosis…

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