What’s astounding is that this actually got published in the newspaper!
Eighty-year-old Kathleen Dehmlow passed away on Thursday in Springfield, Minnesota.
Her newspaper obituary is going viral for all the wrong reasons.
The obituary that was published in the Redwood Falls Gazette makes it clear that Kathleen wasn’t exactly the best person. She got married in 1957 to Dennis Dehmlow and the couple had two children, Gina and Jay.
From the wording of the obit, it looks like Gina and Jay didn’t really like their mom very much.
I can guarantee that you’ve never seen an obit like this one.
Check it out:
Paragraph 1: ok
Paragraph 2: ok
Paragraph 3: wait
Paragraph 4: OH
Paragraph 5: *airplane flies overhead with a banner reading WELCOME TO HELL MOM* pic.twitter.com/ppV45htrda
— Stu from internet (@RandBallsStu) June 5, 2018
Gina and Jay have some feelings about things.
— Kristen from the Internet (@InAWomansWorld) June 5, 2018
I'm assuming Gina & Jay got left out of her will then.
— Deadman Fandango (@GrumpyGobshite) June 5, 2018
Funny how being abandoned by a parent will make some people a tiny bit bitter. I don't blame them.
— ????The Princess and the Pea ????????❄️ (@mrsspanner) June 5, 2018
Imma need to see a side by side of Dennis n Lyle
— yesterday’s eyebrows (@MissJannine) June 5, 2018
I can pinpoint the moment when the funeral director lost control of writing the obit.
— JDAngara (@JAngaran) June 5, 2018
Does the Pulitzer committee recognize obits?#Dayum
— Rachel Rawlings (@LinuxandYarn) June 5, 2018
And the prize for best comment goes to @coolbreeze2444 for his common sense observation:
This is why you need to stay on good terms with your children.
— Ken Carriker Jedi Master (@coolbreeze2444) June 5, 2018
That’s spot on, Ken.
Source: Daily Mail
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