Watch: Bro Robs A Restaurant With A Boxcutter — Gets Taken To Paintown

This ending is right out of Pro Wrestling.

Some dumb punk thought it would be a good idea to rob a crowd of people with a box cutter.

He cut one of the workers badly enough that he needed sixteen stitches.

But, fortunately, there was a plot twist, it looked like it came right out of a wrestling script.

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And here…

we…

go!

Things change in a hurry when one of the good guys brings a chair to the fight. And after that, they just don’t stop wailing on him.

The punk didn’t know what hit him. He must have been praying for the cops to show up and arrest him, just so he could get a break from the beat-down he was getting.

Don’t you just LOVE a happy ending?

The men and women in law enforcement that serve and protect us are commendable, but the response time means that they don’t get there when the bullets are flying.

Are you willing to wait 20 minutes for the police to show up?

It’s an issue that needs to be discussed within our churches and addressed by our church leaders.

We need some righteous badassery in the church to protect ourselves, our loved ones, and our brothers and sisters in Christ from the preventable evil in this world.

We need to Obey Jesus.

Including what he said in Luke 22:36.

He [Jesus] said to them, “But now let the one who has a moneybag take it, and likewise a knapsack. And let the one who has no sword sell his cloak and buy one.

– The Holy Bible, English Standard Version

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