THE MOST LUDICROUS STATEMENTS HEARD IN THE MODERN WORLD, communicated by people who are utterly serious and gravely misguided:
If you don’t have a uterus you have no right to an opinion.
It’s nothing but a cluster of cells.
Thank God for abortion.
White men are the problem. Killing them is the solution. White privilege and patriarchy man . . .
White folk commit the bulk of the crimes in our nation.
White privilege is the societal privilege that benefits people whom society identifies as white in some countries, beyond what is commonly experienced by non-white people under the same social, political, or economic circumstances.
Barack Obama was the best President in history.
Marriage can be whatever you want it to be with whomever you want and with however many you wish.
Pedophilia is just another way to be human.
The U.S. Constitution is outdated. There is no connection between the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence.
There are 63 genders.
Men who become women should have equal access to women’s athletics.
Men who become women should be able to use women’s bathrooms and shower facilities as a matter of human rights.
Men dressed as women should be encouraged to teach school children about the wonders of being a drag queen.
Naked men should be allowed to wander around playgrounds.
Satan is a really nice guy. Christianity is a fairy tale.
Israel is the cause of all the strife in the Middle East.
We demand public funding of abortion on demand, at any time, for any or no reason. It is our right.
Justice demands free healthcare, subsidized housing, guaranteed annual income and free college.
The Founding Fathers were all racists, just as Donald Trump is a racist.
Reparations now. Reparations tomorrow. Reparations forever!
Only racists secure their borders. Sovereignty is racist. The peanut butter and jelly sandwich is racist.
Walls are immoral.
There is no such thing as an illegal alien.
Being tough, stuffing your emotions and the tendency to violence are symptoms in most men of ‘toxic masculinity.’
There is no God, and if there is, he obviously doesn’t care.
There are absolutely no such things as absolutes.
Under capitalism, man oppresses man. Under socialism it’s the other way around.
We don’t tar and feather the politically incorrect so long as they come around in due time. People who are clearly wrong—the haters—they should have no right to vote or hold office, Christians for example.
Violence visited on Trump supporters is entirely justified.
Islam is a religion of peace.
Reality is whatever I decide it is.
Abortion is healthcare.
Keep your Bible out of our vaginas.
We are a cosmic accident. It’s all chemistry and genetics. We can do whatever we like. We are our own gods.
Truth is relative. Justice is relative. Everything is arbitrary. It all boils down to survival, and winning.
Democrats are doing the Lord’s work.
America is like Nazi Germany.
The future belongs to Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Elizabeth Warren, Kamala Harris and Bernie Sanders.
Marijuana is a sacrament.
America is at fault for troubles in Venezuela.
Troubles in Honduras, El Salvador, Guatemala, Belize, Nicaragua, Mexico — all should be blamed on America.
Opening our borders and providing sanctuary to anyone who wants to live in America is our moral duty.
We should do away with this President by any means.
We should do away with all private health insurance plans.
It is right to call for the eradication of Israel.
Antifa is anti-fascist.
The way we feel about things is more important than facts.
Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer are saving America.
There is no crisis on the southern border.
America is evil.
[These beliefs provide an overview of the Democrat Party slate of principals and policies.]