BOOM: Trump Gives American Jihadi Bride, Who Wants To Come Back To The U.S., Some BAD NEWS

Written by Wes Walker on February 21, 2019

Does anyone really think that Hillary would have made the same call if she’d been elected?

Other eighteen-and-nineteen-year-olds from America sign up for military service. Perhaps to pay the ultimate price even before their next birthday.

One nineteen-year-old woman left her ‘Sweet Home Alabama’ for a very different reason.

She went to be part of ISIS.

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But now that her ‘man’ has gone on to get his ass kicked throughout eternity by 72 Virginians, as the Robin Williams joke goes, Hoda Muthana has… some regrets.

Scratch that. Husband one and husband 2 are now pushing up poppies. #3 has gone missing.

She and her infant son are in a refugee camp and unhappy with their lot in life.

She was ‘brainwashed’ she says, and now wants a chance to come back to her beloved America.

Let me get this straight. She fought alongside terrorists, played a role in destabilizing the region, which cost us and our allies significant losses in blood and treasure — and now she wants a mulligan?

Not. Gonna. Happen.

Not only is she not a citizen, by throwing in with ISIS, she officially renounced any claim she ever had on being here.

Yes, she did.

It was right about the time she signed up with FREAKING ISIS!

We don’t even want her here cluttering our prison system. If she loves the Middle East so much, it’s time for her to make a new life for herself there.

Muthana’s got a lawyer working on the case.

He’s disputing the claim:

What part of ‘renounced her citizenship’ is this Corke guy having trouble understanding?

Her lawyer had best take payment for his services up-front. Because the odds of her coming home again doesn’t look good for his client.

With a name like that, you’d think she would be itching to move on in her new life abroad, and be put the past behind her.

Oops. Close enough.

Besides, we couldn’t possibly have been the only ones thinking it.

The Trumpinator: every time his rivals think they’ve got him down and out, he stands back up and keeps on coming.

They laughed when he announced his candidacy. They thought he was going to some circus act.

They couldn’t have been more wrong.

He survived the primaries and got the nomination. He knocked out Crooked Hillary.

He beat CNN at their own game, and their ratings are now circling the toilet.

Mueller and the Dossier aren’t just coming up empty, they’re exposing the misdeeds of Brennan, Comey, McCabe, Strzok and all the rest.

And Trump is still keeping promises, and getting things done.

The economy is doing exactly what he promised it would. #PromisesKept

And in 2020, The Trumpinator is gonna do it again.

He’ll be back.

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