LMAO: Snowflakes Complaining That Trump Is Ruining Sex Lives … No, This Isn’t Satire

Written by Wes Walker on February 15, 2019

How fragile does your personal life need to be for your sex life to derail when the wrong person gets elected?

Now we’ve all heard the jokes — ok we’ve MADE the jokes — that a photo of Hillary would be a very effective form of birth control.

Uh… right. Something like that.

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Obviously, we’re only kidding. Does anyone, for one minute, believe Republicans spent eight celibate years during Obama? Hell, our personal sex lives was one of the few things he didn’t quite figure out a way to mess with. Standards and morals changed. And the White House was lit up in rainbow colors. Maybe you noticed, we all kept having kids anyway.

But have you noticed how leftists are losing their minds over President Trump?

They end friendships over one election.

Feminists have threatened to punish their husbands for voting the ‘wrong’ way by withholding sexual affection.

And now, their sexual ‘experts’ are claiming that Trump Derangement Syndrome has a sexual element.

The following interview is from an actual supposedly mainline Left-wing blog.

Dr. Susan Block, the interviewee, is the founder and director of the Dr Susan Block Institute for the Erotic Arts & Sciences.

Buckle up. This is gonna get weird.

How has the Age of Trump impacted the American people’s collective mental health and also their intimate lives?

It has had a big impact. For some people Trump’s campaign and presidency has created a type of PTSD — what I call “Post-Trump Sex Disorder.” Trump has created feelings of fear, loathing, and nausea. People just don’t want to have sex. This would mainly be seen with women who are just appalled at how creepy Trump is. He takes what is often a positive male attribute of confidence and pushes it way over the line into a rape-like and rape-entitled kind of arrogance.

The news media is part of the problem as well. The news is full of stories about bad sex. They don’t really like to talk about good sex. When you have this media obsession with bad sex with the usual “all American” war worship and racism, as well as economic disparities and the way that corporations are in control, it really sucks the life out of a person. Never mind how this moment with Donald Trump is also reflected by many men who are dysfunctional and chronically frustrated and who don’t know how to properly approach women, and the lethally unhinged “incels.” We also cannot forget all of the “ammosexuals” who substitute their favorite guns for a working penis.

Most Americans of conscience, and decent people more generally, are appalled by Donald Trump’s personal and public behavior. Yet, there are others who are aroused by Donald Trump and see him as a symbol of sexual potency and power.

Yes, Donald Trump is a turn-off for many people. But for some people they are turned on and titillated by Donald Trump. They are not suffering from Post-Trump Sexual Disorder. Sex does not always turn us on the way we think it ought to. A lot of people are attracted to bad boys. I emphasize “people” because it is both men and women who are aroused and attracted to and titillated by Donald Trump. There is definitely a homoerotic attraction for Trump being experienced by his usually very homophobic male supporters. Both men and women really do find Trump to be an appealing “bad boy” and “evil daddy” who’s really hot.

In this way, Donald Trump is the daddy of a dysfunctional United States family. And of course evil can be very sexy. Evil is fascinating. As you said previously, Donald Trump is a cult leader and Charlie Manson-like figure. People are just charged up by him and some of those people are driven to commit great crimes by that kind of charisma.

It is almost the same as when you hear about a fetish and you say to yourself, “I don’t understand why anybody would be turned on by that,” but people are.

American society is very repressed in terms of healthy attitudes about sex. Therefore it is no surprise that people will look to violence to express their sexuality. This is why Donald Trump embodies the symbolic cultural role as the “Big Mean Sexy Daddy.”
Source: Salon

Say what???

Incels? Ammosexuals?

Someone actually takes this woman seriously?

It seems like only yesterday that the big problem with Republicans was that they were married, and men were ‘telling’ their wives how to vote. So how are they suddenly ‘incels’?

Which is it?

Would you believe it gets even weirder from there? Well, it does.

Dr. Susan Block — the one in the interview — goes on to make all kinds of weird assertions about a hypothetical repressed Right-wing sexuality and what the secret desires about such people are.

Two things stand out from this steaming pile of stupid:

1) The Left gives government FAR too central and defining role in their lives. This should tell us everything we need to know about whether they can be trusted to hold political power without infringing on any number of personal freedoms.

2) The Left has so thoroughly removed themselves from any interactions with real-live people who conflict with their own utopian fantasies that they have only the most cartoonish idea of who we are and what makes us tick.

The Right, on the other hand, gets hammered with the Left’s view of the world everywhere we turn. It doesn’t matter if it’s TV, Music, news, academia, Sports, or even among our friends and relatives, we are immersed in it. It goes further than that, too. Statistically, Conservatives are not ‘cutting off’ anyone who doesn’t share our beliefs the way members of some cult do.

If they’re *this* badly messed up, maybe it’s for the best that they’re not procreating.

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