We’re not really sure what this young girl THOUGHT would happen when she bit into a live octopus…
Also, we have no answer for why she thought biting a live animal would be a good plan.
Well, no reason besides the obvious ‘desperate for attention’ reasons that drive almost everything other jackass video filmed for consumption on the internet.
It didn’t take this young woman very long at all to start regretting the life choices that led her here.
She was trying to eat it alive. No sympathy from us. pic.twitter.com/5KSHg9zmql
— news.com.au (@newscomauHQ) May 8, 2019
Moral of the story — if you’re going to eat an octopus, you should make sure it’s dead first.
There are much better ways for girls to be badass.
Someone get that chick a copy of Doug’s book before she really hurts herself.
ClashDaily.com’s, Editor-In-Chief, Doug Giles how-to book:
In ‘Raising Righteous and Rowdy Girls’, Doug Giles reinforces the notion that little women don’t need to be pampered by their fathers to turn out right. And having met his beautiful daughters, I know his philosophy works. As a strong-willed woman who thinks her daddy is the greatest guy in the world, I can tell you this is a must-read for every man who hopes to earn the same title. —-S.E. Cupp Best Selling Author & Fox News Analyst
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