You know it’s bad when the guy who gets his thigh gored is the ‘lucky’ one.
Pamplona — it’s the grown-up version of ‘and if you FRIENDS jumped off a bridge would you do it?’… except the grown-ups say ‘yes’.
It happens every year. A mess of humanity crowds in among narrow streets and a herd of muscular masses of hooves and horns.
And they are surprised when things go badly.
Two Americans were gored in Pamplona, Spain, on Sunday during the annual Running of the Bulls festival — one of whom is now fighting for his life.
A 46-year-old man from San Francisco is in grave condition after being gored in the neck by a bull, according to local authorities.
The other American victim is a 23 year-old man from Kentucky. He’s recovering from an injury deemed “less serious,” after a bull’s horn pieced his thigh, according to authorities.
Professional matadores are routinely maimed or killed by these creatures. But a bunch of tourists deliberately recreate the scene in Lion King that nearly killed little Simba and can’t figure out what went wrong.
Let them ‘enjoy’ getting impaled by bulls all they want.
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