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Climate Cultists At NBC News Wanted To Hear ‘Climate Confessions’ — It Goes HORRIBLY Wrong

NBC must have thought they had stumbled on a clever way to benefit from the generalized guilt generated by the climate cult. It did NOT go according to plan.

If you take a moment to realize the similarity between the Indulgences associated with the Medieval Catholic Church and today’s ‘Carbon offsets’ or ‘carbon credits’ you might notice just how much overlap there is between religious belief and being an eco-zealot.

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When you fail to live up to the moral imperatives of your religion, guilt is the natural emotional response. So, NBC set up a sort of digital confessional for the temple of Mother Gaia’s devotees to bare their souls.

It didn’t occur to them that they would be mercilessly trolled by ‘apostates’ and ‘heretics’.

Wouldn’t it be a crying shame if others visited that site and added to the trollery? Here are just a smattering of the anonymous responses:

5 of those six responses were the ‘wrong’ kind.

“confessions” implies I have something to feel guilty about. I don’t. I only conserve energy to lower my power bill.

I would rather the whole planet burn than give up steak. Kick rocks hippies.

I do not believe in man-made climate change and do absolutely nothing to ‘prevent’ it in any way, shape or form.

I run my AC 24/7. I ‘m not going to sweat to appease this climate religion.

I fly too much… partially due to work. but on the flip side I do not own a car.

I will use the easiest method of transportation for the distance I am traveling.

I own a huge SUV. I take long drives in the country just because.

who cares? I’ll do what I like. I’ll floor it in my gas guzzling sports car just for fun. You do not matter to me.

I love life and have worked hard to build it for all. Use our work to save lies pursue happiness. No such thing as CC only weather.

I eat meat every day and won’t stop because it’s good.

I don’t do anything for the environment. I don’t care.

My electricity is included in my rent, so I have to pay the same price every month, so I leave my lights on and blast my AC all day.

Now they start getting more aggressive and snarky:

I refuse to use public transit.

I fly private jets. We will often burn an extra 500 gallons of fuel to save 10 minutes.

I require at least half a roll of TP when wiping.

(Ok… really could have done without that visual, but point taken.)

I change my own oil in my car and domino the old oil down the storm drain. I also throw my old car batteries in the ocean.

That’s some aggressive trollery.

And they certainly think we are, don’t they?

Straightforward, simple, to the point.

Even an addled zealot should be able to get that point.


Wes Walker

Wes Walker is the author of "Blueprint For a Government that Doesn't Suck". He has been lighting up since its inception in July of 2012. Follow on twitter: @Republicanuck

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