And for those who need it spelled out in crayon… Mini AOC is a kid, and NOT the REAL AOC. Nobody needs to run to the authorities to complain about her… again. Laugh, or don’t.
We hadn’t checked in on her for a while — since social media had blacklisted her. But while we were busy doing other things, she found her way back online.
Why would such a cute kid have been kicked off of social media?
Let’s just say some sacred cows are beyond parody. And the outrage mob will come to their defense. Somewhere along the way, it got straightened out.
So let’s make up for lost time by giving our readers a two-fer.
First, we’ve got her doing the alphabet song. The words are not QUITE the way you would remember them.
I’m young, I’m still learning & I have no life experience. Why wouldn’t you take all your life lessons from me? You too can be a Democratic Socialist & learn the hard way that it’s as bad as regular Socialism but you get to vote for your misery! Enjoy my new campaign theme song! pic.twitter.com/svi06Tcxo2
— Mini AOC (@RealMiniAOC) November 9, 2019
That’s the Mini AOC we remember.
She did another one, too, with not one, but two ‘hidden messages’.
One is the ‘help my parents are making me do this’ script built into the parody (with some pretty good political quips in there, too) The other is written on the whiteboard behind her head.
I’ve been impeaching my parents since the day I was born. It’s illegal for them to believe they should keep more of their hard-earned money instead being taken my socialist siblings and I. Their faith in freedom of speech is grounds for removal & I won’t have to do these videos. pic.twitter.com/WRTh32WDYt
— Mini AOC (@RealMiniAOC) November 10, 2019
The text on the tweets accompanying the videos is almost as good as the script she is reading from, too.
What a great sport that kid is. And her delivery is pretty good for someone so young. Who knows where this could take her someday — so long as her channel doesn’t go dark again.