Deaf Man Sues Pornhub For Lack Of Subtitles — No, This Is Not Satire

Written by Wes Walker on January 17, 2020

Isn’t this kind of like the guys who claimed to read skin mags ‘for the articles’. He’s suing ‘for damages’.

Is there some kind of complex plot point he thinks he’s missing out on in the midst of the moaning and groaning?

Is he REALLY concerned he’s missing out on some really great dialogue?

Even if he’s annoyed by it, how invested does someone have to be in their porn habit to launch a LAWSUIT over it?

Because that’s exactly what happened.

Yaroslav Suris is suing the world’s largest porn site for failing to offer adequate support for hearing impaired.

Suris argues that the deaf and hearing impaired can’t understand the audio portions of the videos on the site, thus denying them similar access to the content, according to TMZ.

Pornhub vice president Corey Price — who says the company usually doesn’t comment on pending litigation — responded to the allegations.

“We understand that Yaroslav Suris is suing Pornhub for claiming we’ve denied the deaf and hearing-impaired access to our videos,” he told the outlet. “While we do not generally comment on active lawsuits, we’d like to take this opportunity to point out that we do have a closed captions category.”

In the court documents, Suris listed numerous titles that he watched, such as “Sexy Cop Gets Witness to Talk,” but he was completely lost when it came to the dialogue, TMZ said.

He also claimed that it’s pointless for him or others in a similar situation to purchase a premium subscription to the website without the subtitles, according to FOX 10 of Phoenix.
Source: FoxNews

How barren does someone’s life need to be for his biggest concern to be access to online porn whose plotlines and dialogue he can follow.

What’s his next issue?

Critique of the plot holes, and setting and improbable dialogue?

You know what might solve his problem? Turning off the computer once in a while, breathing some fresh air, and meeting people in the real world.

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