Bloomberg spent $700 MILLION dollars on his campaign and all he got was a humiliating nickname and some terrible memes.
And of course, those game-changing 5 delegates from American Samoa.
(Don’t take it personally, we love you American Samoa. Your cookies are delicious.)
BREAKING: MIKE BLOOMBERG HAS WON AMERICAN SAMOA!! pic.twitter.com/bpsSd0pxmE
— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) March 4, 2020
In case you missed it, President Trump and Mini Mike Bloomberg are in a bit of a Twitter feud.
It all started (as it usually does) with a Tweet from the President.
Mini Mike Bloomberg just “quit” the race for President. I could have told him long ago that he didn’t have what it takes, and he would have saved himself a billion dollars, the real cost. Now he will pour money into Sleepy Joe’s campaign, hoping to save face. It won’t work!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 4, 2020
Mini Mike responded with a clip from Star Wars that has Obi Wan Kenobi telling Darth Vader that he will not win right before an epic lightsabre battle.
I’m sure it sounded good to Bloomberg who seems to have more important things to do than pay attention to what the commoners find amusing.
See you soon, Donald. https://t.co/hvozra0OfL pic.twitter.com/Mu300oLgeX
— Mike Bloomberg (@MikeBloomberg) March 4, 2020
If Bloomberg (or whoever it is that controls his social media) was attempting to paint Trump as Darth Vader, this wasn’t the best clip. Clearly, the person posting this didn’t realize that the clip selected shows the fight during which Obi Wan Kenobi is killed by Vader.
So… oops.
Bloomberg tried to use a movie clip to be serious, and it… just didn’t work.
The President didn’t let that one pass.
He retweeted a clip from the Mel Brooks Star Wars parody, Spaceballs, which was absolutely hilarious!
Mini Mike, you’re easy! pic.twitter.com/rxFiqSB9RQ https://t.co/G2M1QHj0HV
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 5, 2020
Mini Mike put his team to work and they came up with what may go down in history as the worst political video ever posted to social media.
We’re not done with you yet, Donald. https://t.co/RYLzqPP9e8 pic.twitter.com/2AI0iCWPKr
— Mike Bloomberg (@MikeBloomberg) March 5, 2020
Mini Mike should get rid of his meme makers.
He’s just not getting his money’s worth.
Frankly, even if they worked for free, he’d be paying too much for these garbage memes.