Governor Whitmer’s Bizarre Lockdown Rules–A Barber Loses His License But A Gay Swingers Club Is Still Open

Written by K. Walker on May 21, 2020

The left is trotting out Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer as a possible running mate for Biden. Let’s take a look at how she’s handling the lockdown…

The Media(D) seem to love her even as Michiganders protest and want their freedom back. The New York Times gave her space to write about the “gut-wrenching choices” that she and other governors have had to make during the pandemic.

We all know that she was banning the sale of seeds and plants, as well as things sitting on store shelves–carpet, flooring, furniture, and other home goods. Speaking of homes, Governor Witmer prohibited travel between multiple properties and even restricted the use of motorized boats. These moves had nothing to do with “flattening the curve” or “slowing the spread” of the virus. Heck, they had nothing to do with science, that the left pays lip service to but doesn’t truly like in practice.

The pandemic brought out her inner authoritarian.

But her authoritarianism isn’t consistent.

For example, early on Whitmer banned “non-essential” visits to medical facilities, but called abortion “life-sustaining” healthcare.

Similarly, as Megan Fox over at PJ Media pointed out, Michigan has revoked the license of a 77-year old barber while allowing a gay swingers’ club with “glory holes” to operate.

Fox writes that Gretchen Whitmer’s policies have been completely befuddling.

That was made clear with the news that a gay swinger’s club with “glory holes” is being allowed to operate under her nose in Lansing while she aims her business-killing death ray on 77-year-old barber Karl Manke for giving haircuts.

But strangers servicing each other through holes in a basement wall in the state capitol is perfectly fine. I guess group sex is an “essential” activity in the Democrat-run state of Michigan. The underground private club, Club Tabu, has a website that describes what goes on there. (HT: Steve Gruber)

Unlike Manke, who is sterilizing everything in his barbershop and wearing a mask to cut hair, Club Tabu has no announcement on their social media about what precautions they are taking, if any, to keep people who are engaging in full body contact with strangers safe. In fact, the only messaging they are giving is that they are open. The website FAQ’s says, “Yes, we are still open; if this website is still up – we are open!!!”

The FAQs also ask if there are “glory holes” (if you’re blissfully ignorant of what these are, don’t Google it) and the response from the website says, “A maze is a network of paths and hedges designed as a puzzle through which one has to find a way, and in our case, it is very dark and made with walls that have a few holes in them,” says the club’s website.

Source: P.J. Media

Well, that sounds like a very classy place, doesn’t it?

I cannot even begin to imagine what a black light would reveal.

This is a perfect snapshot of the anti-science nonsense that is coming out from those on the left in the midst of a global pandemic.

Their decisions don’t even make sense.

Why would you allow a sex club to operate and not permit a senior citizen to cut hair while taking precautions?

Where precisely, do you think you’d be more likely to contract an illness, at a place that cuts hair or the place that exists solely for group sex acts?

It’s utterly insane.

Gretchen Whitmer is truly a fine representative of the “Party of Science,” don’t you think?

ClashDaily's Associate Editor since August 2016. Self-described political junkie, anti-Third Wave Feminist, and a nightmare to the 'intersectional' crowd. Mrs. Walker has taken a stand against 'white privilege' education in public schools. She's also an amateur Playwright, former Drama teacher, and staunch defender of the Oxford comma. Follow her humble musings on Twitter: @TheMrsKnowItAll and on Gettr @KarenWalker