As far as plans go, it wasn’t complicated. Bonehead bro tries to light off an explosive in the middle of a riot.
Pretty straightforward, right? Straight out of one of those old ‘even a Caveman could do it’ commercials.
Except it WASN’T straightforward. Not at all.
This is Wile. E. Coyote level of catastrophic failure.
Our Zero drove out into an intersection, got out of his car, and proceeded to set up his incendiary device in the middle of the street, with other strangers protesting nearby.
One bystander either didn’t approve of him ramping up the chaos, or maybe it was just another troublemaker who thought this would be funny to ruin the first rioter’s day… and proceeded to do just that.
Kudos to that second guy. He saw a situation, sized it up, and sprang into immediate action.
And just like *that*… Bonehead’s day was ruined.
Agent provocateur drops incendiary…
Protestors throw it back into his car pic.twitter.com/dL2xtauXe2
— Donna Barnett (@fienien4ever) June 3, 2020
Not only was his day ruined, but so was his car.
In internet speak… ‘Instant Karma’.
Here’s a better angle, that catches the end result.
Alternate angle of incendiary dropped by antifa person getting blowing up inside his car-pic.twitter.com/SINWWF3ORB
— DefinitelyNotSweetDee 💨 (@NotSweetDeeSez) June 3, 2020
Whoops! Nobody said criminals were smart.
Not even Hollywood’s Joker would want this doofus playing on his team. And he does a lot of his hiring in Arkham Asylum.
Yikes. That explosion looks like it might have been expensive.
Lots of luck explaining THAT to your insurance company, genius.
Or maybe we should be saying … ‘to your mom and dad’.