For anyone who hasn’t noticed yet, Fauci has replaced the now-disgraced Creepy Porn Lawyer as the ubiquitous go-to personality they have on as a cudgel to beat the President with.
Fauci showed up in a photo spread in a magazine.
There was even buzz during the peak of lockdown about, well, THIS:
Petition to name Dr. Anthony Fauci 'Sexiest Man Alive' gains momentum https://t.co/KhaIbfQjzX pic.twitter.com/6TUVL8WB6s
— New York Post (@nypost) April 2, 2020
Hold that thought. He was invited to throw the opening pitch for the Nationals. That’s normally a big deal, right?
Sure. Unless THIS happens.
Dr. Anthony Fauci threw out the first pitch before the Nationals-Yankees game. pic.twitter.com/04Tbkh7Voa
— ESPN (@espn) July 23, 2020
I can almost hear that voice calling his pitch, “JUST a BIT outside…”
That’s embarrassing.
Let’s have another look, shall we?
Anthony Fauci, First Pitch Mechanics. pic.twitter.com/QxszDQJDuu
— Rob Friedman (@PitchingNinja) July 23, 2020
There’s another guy from those COVID meetings who has thrown out a first pitch. A guy that has been routinely trash-talked for his fitness levels.
Yeah. That’s right.
In baseball, Trump was on the mark when Fauci isn’t.
Is it funny, or sad, how that same statement applies to a few other topics, too?
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